Well, let's face it, you probably know already, but you might be a drag queen at heart. Have you been a little extra dramatic lately? Have you been a little, shall we say, less than shy? Here's our check list so you can find out if you might be a drag queen.

You might be a drag queen if...

• When you say "girlfriend", it can mean up to 12 different things depending on context.
• You love embarrassing shy, straight people who come into your neighborhood bar.
• Your neighborhood bar doesn't have a lot of shy, straight people.
• You are fierce, cold, cut-throat, and you fight dirty, and yet everyone thinks you are cute, charming, cuddly, lovable and unintimidating (note: if this applies to you, you might also be a cat).
• You have girlfriends who envy your body, but you envy theirs (note: if this applies to you, you might also be a woman).
• Unlike actual women in the movies, who are just pretending, you actually can put up a fight in 5 inch heels.
• You act like a black woman even though you are a white boy who doesn't even have any black friends (sorry, myspace doesn't count). In severe cases, this may get to the point of insisting that you are, in fact, either a reincarnated black woman or that you posses the soul of a black woman. Somehow this makes a great deal of sense to all of your friends, even though you've all spent about 15 minutes (total) around actual black women (and were probably scared the whole time).
• All your friends complain that no one understands them, but only you have newspaper articles written about you to prove it.
• Your hobbies include: talking about yourself, talking about celebrities, talking about your sex life, talking about celebrities' sex lives, etc. (note: if this applies to you, you might also be an American).

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