I don't think people are going far enough in their attempts to get dangerous books out of the hands of our innocent children. Here is just one example of the kind of book that we must absolutely protect our children from. Why, the very idea that Jesus himself had two father figures is not something we need in our children's books! Instead, we need to remind them of the important parts of the bible, like
love your neighbor don't kiss people of the same gender. Banning this book would be a step in the right direction, people! Let's do it! Let's be brave!