
Happy Rosh Hashanah from PWWTKT!

“It’s bad enough no one sang me ‘Happy Birthday.’ Can someone tell a joke or cut a fart or say something? Hello?… Anybody?”
Squirty from Ashley in Salt Lake City

“Hey I was just curious… WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
Lamb from Ugly Shyla in Jennings, LA

“Soup’s done. If you need me, I’ll have my head in the oven.”
Scout from Julie in Irving, TX

“Excuse me while I immolate myself with those birthday candles.”
Ping Jolly from Michelle Jolly in Tampa, FL