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Brandi Glanville to Launch a Wine Label For Messy Fancy Ladies

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 15:30

Brandi Glanville known perhaps as the messiest fancy lady in a crew of remarkably messy fancy ladies is finally using her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame for good by launching her own brand of wine.

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Scratch Your Fairy Tale Weirdness Itch With This Rediscovered Story

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 15:00

The house that mouse built is about to debut yet another retelling of Cinderella. If you're hesitant to feed into the Disney Industrial Complex, however, you might consider as an alternative some recently discovered tales from the same period.

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Study: More Parents Asking to Delay Vaccines and Most Doctors Go Along

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 15:00

Talk about your well-timed publications—a new study about delayed vaccination just dropped. Seems more parents are asking for it, and doctors are often going along.

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We'll All Be Dead and Judge Judy Will Still Be on Television

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 14:45

Television's 'Judge Judy' will stay in session through 2020. New deal for TV's highest-paid personality.

— dbauder (@dbauder) March 2, 2015

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Congratulations to Paula Deen on Her New Book Deal with Hachette!

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 14:30

Paula Deen, diabetic butter enthusiast and famed deployer of racial slurs (as she said in her deposition : "I can't, myself, determine what offends another person"), has just signed a multi-book deal with Hachette, the publisher relatively fresh off their frazzled, victorious campaign against Amazon to set their own e-book prices.

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10,000 Elephants in the Room: I Made It Through CPAC Without Puking

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 14:15

I am sitting in a rented banquet chair watching Carly Fiorina remove her headset. In a moment, I will stand, smile with false confidence, and replace Fiorina in the chair she vacates, facing the questions of two right wing radio hosts. I was out until 3 a.m. last night drinking whiskey with both of my imminent interviewers and 200 of their closest friends and frenemies. I am so hungover that I'm positive I'm going to vomit all over CPAC's radio row. What a story!

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Lauren Conrad Does Not Know What a Disney Princess Should Look Like 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 14:00

Last week, Lauren "LC" Conrad released a line of clothing called Cinderella by LC Lauren Conrad for Kohl's. But Cinderella, this ain't.

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Martha Stewart Is Still Talking About Her Shitty Food Photos

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 14:00

During a ~Social Media Week~ panel last week, Martha Stewart was asked "what are your personal tech etiquette tips for staying classy online?" Though the bizarreness of the question stumped her at first, she quickly drummed up an answer: don't post ugly ass photos of your food like she did!

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Painter Reveals Monica Lewinsky Reference in Bill Clinton's Portrait

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:30

In a recent interview with the Philadelphia Daily News, painter Nelson Shanks revealed that his rendering of Bill Clinton, currently hanging in the National Portrait Gallery, contains a reference to the "shadow" Monica Lewinsky cast over his presidency. Oh boy.

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OK, the New Season of Real Housewives of New York Looks Incredible

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 13:00

God, I've missed these harpies.

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Groom Academy Housebreaks Your Fiancé Before He Pisses on Your Gown

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:54

"Groom Academy" is a progressive new program designed to properly train your man in the art of good husbandry. It reinforces a slew of tired domestic stereotypes, sure, but you know: happy wife, happy life. Let's find out how to make those goddamned wives happy.

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Sen. Barbara Mikulski, Longest-Serving Woman in Congress, Will Retire

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:45

Senator Barbara Mikulski of Maryland, the longest-serving woman in Congressional history, will be retiring at the end of this term. Mikulski, 78, has served in the Senate since 1987, and acted as a Representative for 10 years before that, a total of 38 years in Congress.

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Your BFF Ann Coulter to Play Vice President in Terrifying Sharknado 3

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:30

Sharknados 1 and 2 were mostly fun, farcical romps through deliberately bad camp. But, with today's casting news, Sharknado 3 promises to be a truly terrifying film indeed.

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Behind the Boy Band: Q&A with Caroline Watson, One Direction's Stylist

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:20

Since forming on the UK X Factor five years ago, the members of One Direction have morphed from nervous kids in baggy jeans, unlaced gym boots and confused neckwear into self-assured, stylish rockstars with one Chelsea boot-clad foot firmly planted in the fashion world and thousands of people tracking every style move they make.

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Boston Restaurant Publicly Shames Horrible Yelp-Threatening Customers

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:15

If you've ever wished restaurants would stop bending over backwards to accommodate horrible customers, I've got a really fun story for you.

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Buy These Pajamas & Rescue a Prostitute; Or, Why Rescue Brands Are Dumb

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:10

There are a great number of awful things on Facebook, so I wonder if you've managed to see the most awful thing? It is an ad. It shows a beautiful young Asian woman bookended by beautiful white, blonde women, and they are all cozy together on a couch, each in her own unique pair of Punjammies. The copy reads: Created by women from India who wish to remain free of sex slavery.

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A Lipstick Love Letter

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 12:00

I don't really love wearing makeup but I have always loved looking at it, smelling it, and owning it. Days pass where I put nothing more than lip balm and mascara on my face, but, still, I shop for lipstick obsessively. In person, online.

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UVA Soy Sauce Frat Throws Cool Party Themed 'Bombs Over Baghdad' 

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:50

Zeta Psi is a very old, very rich, very prep-school fraternity at the University of Virginia that's known on campus as Zete and to the rest of the country as "that one frat, I forget where, somewhere in the South probably, that sent a pledge to the hospital for three days after making him wash down some dog food with 12 to 18 ounces of soy sauce ."

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Is This the Beginning of the End of Fashion Police?

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:30

Maybe. According to sources, shit has been hitting the fan behind the scenes since Joan River's passing last fall.

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The Creeps of Reddit Are Outraged Over New Masturbation Obstacles

Mon, 03/02/2015 - 11:25

Last week, Reddit announced a new policy: If someone informs the site that their naked pictures have been published without their permission, the pics will be taken down. This radically reasonable policy has left Reddit's entitled masturbators furious and fed up.

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