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Malala's Attackers Have Been Arrested

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 12:00

Malala's Attackers Have Been Arrested

The gang of garbage humans responsible for attempting to murder teen activist Malala Yousafzai has been arrested, according to Pakistani army officials. One down, a depressingly high number to go.

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$150 Will Get You This Bottle of Sparking Non-Alcoholic Wine With GOLD

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:40

$150 Will Get You This Bottle of Sparking Non-Alcoholic Wine With GOLD

The next time you find yourself dining in Dubai (as one does), consider wetting your whistle with a $150 bottle of non-alcoholic sparkling white wine, with flecks of edible 24-carat gold leaf. You see, the bubbles make the gold dance, like a very expensive snow globe.

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Robin Givens Has Been in Janay Rice's Shoes

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:20

Robin Givens Has Been in Janay Rice's Shoes

20 years ago, Robin Givens was carried out of a hotel after being knocked unconscious by her ex-husband Mike Tyson. Givens, an actress and longtime anti-domestic violence activist says social media makes it a bit easier for abuse victims to be believed nowadays — it was impossible to miss the video of Ray Rice punching his partner Janay, after all.

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Susan Miller’s Illness Has Astrology Fans Losing Their Goddamn Minds

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:00

Susan Miller’s Illness Has Astrology Fans Losing Their Goddamn Minds


Susan Miller is the unrivaled Queen of Astrology. She is known for her affable delivery, her reverence in the world of fashion and, most importantly, her accurate horoscope forecasts which she publishes monthly to her site Astrologyzone.com.

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Freak Mutant Cat Survives 17 Story Fall From Building

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 10:40

Freak Mutant Cat Survives 17 Story Fall From Building

A man in Canada named Joel Isfeld has a cat named Cleo. On Sunday, Cleo did what all cats seem to consistently insist on doing. Rather than simply enjoy the pampered life of luxury Isfeld created for her, she went to the absolute most dangerous, scary part of the apartment and sauntered around the balcony. Then she took a 17 story leap to the ground below. JESUS CHRIST, CAT.

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How to Bone If You've Got a Bad Back

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 10:20

How to Bone If You've Got a Bad Back

News you can actually use, since it's practically the weekend and why not spend Saturday indulging in some naked wrestling: Researchers have finally tackled the thorny problem of finding the best sex positions for people with bad backs.

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Dear Men: Having a Daughter Does Not Make You a Girl Expert

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 10:00

 Having a Daughter Does Not Make You a Girl Expert

Hey dads, when you have a daughter I gather it feels like a front seat to The Truth about all little girls, a gift to help undo your previously unconsidered assumptions about them. It is hard, but you must resist the urge to take this new knowledge and generalize even more.

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Janelle Monáe Teaches Sesame Street the Power of Perseverance

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:40

Bert can't sing the right notes. Cookie Monster can't bake the right cookies. Elmo can't do math. That is, until a tuxedo-clad Janelle Monáe arrives on Sesame Street to teach them "The Power of Yet."

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Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:20

Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide

Yesterday, a judge ruled that South African sprinter Oscar Pistorius was not guilty of "intentional homicide" in the death of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Boo! But today, she announced that she found him guilty of "culpable homicide," which means he's going to prison, maybe for a long time. Yay! Also, good to know that in South Africa, verdicts are presented like multi-part season finales that air during sweeps.

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Cops Violently Tackle High School Student for Using Her Phone

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:00

Police at a school in Texas are being rightfully scrutinized over a brutal and blatantly excessive take down of a sophomore student.

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Little Girl Saddened to Learn That President Obama Isn't Beyoncé

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:30

Little Girl Saddened to Learn That President Obama Isn't Beyoncé

On Thursday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama hit an elementary school to spiff up the place and stuff backpacks with nice things, maybe get a few photos with some cute kids — you know the routine. The problem is, one kid named Madison was really expecting the day's special guest to be someone else — specifically, Beyoncé.

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Iggy Azalea's Skeevy Ex Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Tape

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:05

Iggy Azalea's Skeevy Ex Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Tape

Last night, Iggy Azalea went on an amazing rant in which she denied having a sex tape and lampooned the disgusting way in which people look at and recirculate celebrities' intimate moments. Now, unfortunately, her legal team is saying that the tape may actually exist.

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The Booty-Eating Renaissance

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:00

The Booty-Eating Renaissance

Anilingus is having a moment.

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Michael Che to Become First Ever Black Anchor of SNL's Weekend Update

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:21

Michael Che to Become First Ever Black Anchor of SNL's Weekend Update

Micheal Che, a comedian and Daily Show contributor, is set to become the first black anchor of Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update segment in the show's history.

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Show Prince Harry Some Love and Caption This Photo

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:12

Show Prince Harry Some Love and Caption This Photo

Caption this: David Henson of Great Britain celebrates with Prince Harry after winning the gold medal in the 200m Men Ambulant IT2 final during day 1 of the Invictus Games, presented by Jaguar Land Rover at Lee Valley Athletics Centre on September 11, 2014 in London, England.

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Ethan Hawke on Robin Williams: It Was Obvious He Was in Pain

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:41

Ethan Hawke opened about the tragic death of Robin Williams, sharing what it was like to work with the comedy legend as a young actor and how he always sensed sadness behind all the jokes.

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Jerk Steals Pumpkins from Garden of Preschoolers in New Mexico

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 20:30

Jerk Steals Pumpkins from Garden of Preschoolers in New Mexico

Some royal jerk (possibly a distant cousin of the Grinch) decided to steal the pumpkins from a garden tended by preschoolers in Portales, New Mexico.

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Nick Jonas Did A Striptease For A Thousand At Packed New York Gay Club

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:33

Nick Jonas Did A Striptease For A Thousand At Packed New York Gay Club

Nick Jonas apparently has a lot of gay fans, and he recently gave a whole lot of them a surprise striptease at the New York gay club BPM.

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It's Thursday Evening, So Here Are Some Puppies Playing With Kittens

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 19:30

There's only one day left before the weekend, and if you're not going to partake in Thirsty Thursday (or even if you are), there's no better way to get your evening started than with this compilation of puppies and kittens playing, cuddling and play-fighting. This is must-see TV.

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