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GOP Congressman: The CDC Is Waging a 'War on Women Nurses'

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 10:30

On Glenn Beck's radio show Thursday evening, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) accused the CDC of being "the new commander of the Democrats' war on women nurses. Because, goodnight, they set them up and then they throw them under the bus." Goodnight indeed, sir.

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How to Get Away with Murder's Last Scene Was All It Was Promised to Be

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 10:10

Professor Annalise Keating discovered her husband's secret in the worst way possible on Thursday night's episode of Hot to Get Away with Murder. Not a good way at all.

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Kesha Told Rehab Doctors About Alleged Dr. Luke Sexual Abuse

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 09:30

Kesha Told Rehab Doctors About Alleged Dr. Luke Sexual Abuse

Following Kesha's allegations that noted producer Dr. Luke sexually and physically abused her, a source close to the singer and her lawsuit says that Kesha, while in rehab for an eating disorder earlier this year, began telling doctors about her assault and that the doctors have written record of their counseling.

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Wedding Store Closes After Bride-to-Be With Ebola Shopped for Dresses

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 09:26

Wedding Store Closes After Bride-to-Be With Ebola Shopped for Dresses

An Akron bridal shop visited by Amber Joy Vinson, the Ebola-stricken Dallas nurse who flew to Ohio over the weekend to plan her wedding , has shut its doors temporarily while they figure out what the hell to do.

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Oscar Pistorious and His Tears Are Angling for Community Service

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 09:10

Oscar Pistorious and His Tears Are Angling for Community Service

On Friday, Oscar Pistorious cried again, like he has many times during his South African trial for killing of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. The prosecution requested the minimum 10 year sentence for his charge of culpable homicide and Pistorious’ defense lawyer argued that the stress he’s endured since the shooting was punishment enough.

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Joe Biden's Son Booted Out of Navy Reserve for Doing Cocaine

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 08:50

Joe Biden's Son Booted Out of Navy Reserve for Doing Cocaine

One of Vice President Joe Biden's sons likes to do a little cocaine, it seems.

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Cheesy Cellphone Ringtones Are Way Better When Sting Sings Them

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 08:30

Ringtones! They are a constant source of heated political debate. They are either the most annoying part of setting up your new phone or you just don't give a shit and let it go to the default.

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Cat to Musician: No One Cares About Your Stupid Ukulele Solo

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:30

If there's one thing that ruins a beautiful YouTube performance of a ukulele song about being frightened of "dentists and the dark." It's a music-hating cat who's not at all interested in your soulful crooning and enthusiastic strumming. Fuck you, thinks the cat. And fuck your love of music.

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Blake Lively and Anna Wintour Plot World Domination Over Appetizers

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:12

Blake Lively and Anna Wintour Plot World Domination Over Appetizers

Actress Blake Lively and Editor-in-Chief of American Vogue Anna Wintour attend God's Love We Deliver, Golden Heart Awards on October 16, 2014 in New York City.

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Searchers Discover Body Believed to be Missing Actress Misty Upham (UPDATED)

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:25

Searchers Discover Body Believed to be Missing Actress Misty Upham (UPDATED)

According to police, a body found in Washington is believed to be that of Misty Upham, an actress who has been missing since Oct. 5.

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Round 4: Your How to Get Away With Murder Open Thread

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:55

 Your How to Get Away With Murder Open Thread

Guest star Elizabeth Perkins is accused of insider trading in this episode of How to Get Away With Murder, "A New Client." We are in session.

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Things Ain't Going So Great for Poor Barbie

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:30

Things Ain't Going So Great for Poor Barbie

Mattel just wrapped up another coulda-been-better quarter, and guess who's to blame? That's right, our spendthrift frenemy Barbie.

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Because we here at Jezebel consider it our civic duty to bring you each and every visual update from

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:15

Because we here at Jezebel consider it our civic duty to bring you each and every visual update from the forthcoming Peter Pan Live!, here is the poster NBC has released for the live musical event. Look at how proud they are that it's "From the producers of The Sound of Music Live!"!

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Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:55

Here Is Your Scandal Open Thread

Olivia Pope is back in the White House, Mellie is surprised, and Fitz has some explaining to do. "Oliviaaaa! Olivia!" -Mellie

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World's First Opera Cat Sings, Has Furriest Paws Ever (More Important)

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:45

Remember when I said nothing good ever comes from clowns? Well, that was before I had met Meowciano Paw-varotti, an opera cat so skilled and refined, you'd swear you were seeing one of the three tenors on your screen. Listen to his rendition of [important piece of music] from Paw-gliacci and be amazed.

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McDonald's is Proudly Advertising That Their Food Does Actually Decay

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:37

McDonald's is Proudly Advertising That Their Food Does Actually Decay

Guys, I couldn't write this shit. As hard as I could troll McDonald's, they're apparently way better at doing it to themselves. Just, game over.

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Jude Law's Ex-Girlfriend is Pregnant With His Fifth Baby

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:05

Jude Law's Ex-Girlfriend is Pregnant With His Fifth Baby

Important Jude Law News! The actor is expecting his fifth babeh, this time with ex-girlfriend Catherine Harding.

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Hell Yes: A Girlfriends Movie May Be In the Works

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:45

 A Girlfriends Movie May Be In the Works

Please pull out your inhaler, Prozac, Pinot Grigio or whatever it is you use to calm yourself down because this news had me hyperventilating. Although rumors have been swirling for some time, we finally have confirmation that a Girlfriends movie might possibly maybe be in the works at some point in the future. Yes, even that level of vagueness excites me.

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