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Rattlesnake Rodeo Sounds Like the Worst Thing Ever

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:30

Rattlesnake Rodeo Sounds Like the Worst Thing Ever

Today in "just because you can do something doesn't mean you should," it's the Rattlesnake Rodeo—or, more accurately, the Rattlesnake Pile of Snakes Just Kind of Lying There—in Opp, Alabama. The annual event includes snake races, snake handling, snake milking, and snake touching.

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Neil Patrick Harris wants to show you his trouser snake.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:20

Neil Patrick Harris wants to show you his trouser snake. The triple threat is following up his nine years on How I Met Your Mother with a stint on Broadway starring in Hedwig and the Angry Inch. As you can tell from these images Annie Leibovitz shot for Vanity Fair, he's more than ready for a rock musical. Damn, Doogie. Damn.

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Yes, He Has a Penis, and Other Facts About the Human Ken Doll

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:00

Yes, He Has a Penis, and Other Facts About the Human Ken Doll

Justin Jedlica, dubbed by the media as the "Human Ken Doll" recently gave an interview to The Daily Beast and, surprisingly, it's actually not the worst. In fact, Jedlica actually offers some interesting insights into his motivation, background and, of course, his female counterpart, the Human Barbie Doll.

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Amy Schumer and Josh Charles Find Love and Purpose Amongst Fast Food

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 12:40

Amy Schumer and Josh Charles Find Love and Purpose Amongst Fast Food

What's a girl to do when each episode of Inside Amy Schumer is funnier than the next? Post clips of it all the livelong day, especially when they're Aaron Sorkin parodies with Josh Charles in which we learn that, "A woman's life is worth nothing unless she's making a great man greater."

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A Look At How Women Are Being Integrated Into the Military

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 12:20

A Look At How Women Are Being Integrated Into the Military

As the military slowly integrates women into potentially all combat positions per Pentagon orders, reports about how its going have been mixed. If you ask the soldiers and commanders of the Army, it's going alright, as long as everyone is on their best behavior.

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Here's Lindsay Lohan Playing a Spoiled, Flakey Bride on 2 Broke Girls

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 12:00

Don't call it a comeback: She's been here for years. And look, she's working: Last night Lindsay Lohan was the guest star on the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls.

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Teen's Awful 'Promposal' Involves a Fake College Rejection Letter

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 11:40

Teen's Awful 'Promposal' Involves a Fake College Rejection Letter

This seems like a pretty risky move: A high schooler asked his girlfriend to prom by crafting a very convincing fake letter from the University of South Carolina, supposedly rescinding her admission in the fall unless she agreed to go to prom with him.

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Ryan Gosling, Benedict Cumberbatch Coloring Books Are Must-Haves

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 11:20

Ryan Gosling, Benedict Cumberbatch Coloring Books Are Must-Haves

In more "Exactly What You Need in Your Life Right Now" news, some beautiful genius made coloring books dedicated to Benedict Cumberbatch and Ryan Gosling.

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SHOEGAZI: Truthers Think Hillary Planned the Shoe-Throwing Incident

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 11:00

 Truthers Think Hillary Planned the Shoe-Throwing Incident

Last Thursday, a Hillary Clinton speech was interrupted by an airborne shoe hoisted by a Alison Michelle Ernst, a woman with a documented history of erratic behavior. Seems like a pretty open-and-shut case: unstable person behaves anti-socially. The end. But because Hillary Clinton is involved, and in the eyes of America's right-wing PATRIOTS (shouted), Hillary Clinton is an all-powerful she-beast capable of controlling human behavior, the incident must have been staged. Yes, let's offer a warm internet welcome to the Shoe Truthers.

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3-Year-Old Golf 'Prodigy' Can Putt. Big Fucking Deal.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 10:40

James Grimes, a 3-year-old little boy from Louisiana is being hailed as a golf prodigy by a CBS local news affiliate because "he hits every ball." BFD! He doesn't even get them near the hole half the time.

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Woman Gets Pregnant With Wrong Embryos During Fertility Treatment

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 10:20

Woman Gets Pregnant With Wrong Embryos During Fertility Treatment

A woman undergoing fertility treatment became pregnant with the wrong embryos after what appears to be a clinic error.

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Mad at Your Partner? You Should Probably Eat Something.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 10:01

Mad at Your Partner? You Should Probably Eat Something.

Do you fuss at your spouse a lot? You’re probably just hungry, or rather hangry, that deft combination of hunger and angry mania. A new study found that marital drama is often at its highest when all parties should’ve just had something to eat.

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Stunning Images From Last Night's Blood Moon

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 09:40

Stunning Images From Last Night's Blood Moon

The Blood Moon happened last night. If you haven't been swallowed up by a wave of blood and witchcraft, please enjoy these photos that were probably not on your Instagram feed this morning.

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The Creepy-Ass Gone Girl Trailer Is Finally Here

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 09:20

The first full trailer for Gone Girl has finally dropped—not that it shows much, besides Ben Affleck looking maybe-slimy-maybe-misunderstood as Nick Dunne and lots of conflict between characters you'll maybe remember from the book. Throw in a cover of "She" by the Psychedelic Furs' Richard Butler and boom, you've got yourself a thriller.

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Dominos is Now Selling a Pizza With a Fried Chicken Crust

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 09:00

Dominos is Now Selling a Pizza With a Fried Chicken Crust

Dominos is now marketing pizzas with numerous crusts made out of fried chicken. Well done, America. You just crossed the event horizon of fast food silliness.

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New Dads, Like New Moms, Get Depressed After Kids Are Born

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 09:00

New Dads, Like New Moms, Get Depressed After Kids Are Born

New moms aren’t the only ones suffering from depression after their babies are born — new fathers are victims too. A new report shows that the first five years of parenting can be the toughest for new dads in terms of developing depression.

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DWTS Debuts Catchy Samba Version of 'I Just Can't Wait to Be King'

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 08:40

Week five of ABC's Dancing with the Stars is Disney week, featuring lots of dance numbers set to Disney tunes you're probably better off remembering as they were seen in the cartoon versions from your childhood.

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Supposedly Sober Lindsay Lohan Spotted Drinking Vodka at Coachella

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 08:12

Supposedly Sober Lindsay Lohan Spotted Drinking Vodka at Coachella

According to inTouch, Lindsay Lohan may have relapsed at Coachella: a source told the magazine that she was drinking vodka with her sister and friends backstage during Kid Cudi's performance.

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Oh Great, Now Lots of People Are Tweeting Bomb Threats to Airlines

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 22:30

Oh Great, Now Lots of People Are Tweeting Bomb Threats to Airlines

They say one bad decision begets another, and nowhere is this more the case than on social media.

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