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Caption This Photo of Matthew McConaughey and His Daughter

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 22:00

Caption This Photo of Matthew McConaughey and His Daughter

Caption this: Honoree Matthew McConaughey (L) accepts the American Cinematheque Award with Vida Alves McConaughey onstage at the 28th American Cinematheque Award honoring Matthew McConaughey at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 21, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.

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Elizabeth Peña's Cause of Death Confirmed

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 21:25

Elizabeth Peña's Cause of Death Confirmed

TMZ has obtained Elizabeth Peña's death certificate and have revealed the cause of the actress's sudden and untimely death. Peña had been suffering from cirrhosis brought on by alcohol abuse.

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Rita Ora Actually Released a Song

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 21:00

Rita Ora Actually Released a Song

You know, I'm actually here for Rita Ora, in theory, but at this point she is better known for her "manicam appearances" than for her music. Which is a shame, because she actually has a very powerful voice. But hey, boy can she sell some perfume, though!

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This Vagina Was worth $25,000 For 10 Whole Minutes

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 20:30

This Vagina Was worth $25,000 For 10 Whole Minutes

Shacarye Tims' vagina may not be the richest in the world, but for several glorious moments it was (at least) well-to-do as it held a Rolex in its clutches. A stunning feat of both thievery and excellent muscle control.

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Here's Sia's Version of 'You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile'

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 20:00

How excited are you about the upcoming Annie remake that is about to take over this holiday season? Are you excited enough to watch the original film over and over in anticipation? Or to annoy your partner with repeated playings of the original cast recording so that he's ready and can fully enjoy the film when it comes out? No? But are you excited enough to listen to this excellent cover of "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile?" It's by Sia! Everyone loves her.

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Maymo and Penny Are Here for All of Your Treats (and Heart)

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 19:45

Auggghhhh, Halloween is only a week away, but these dogs have started early and I literally cannot even. I am like 257% done right now because Maymo and Penny's costumes (and pained and patient expressions) are the cutest thing I've seen all week. I feel faint, does anyone have an inha — ::Thud::

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Reagan Aide Wants South To Secede, Form Anti-Gay Nation Named Reagan

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 19:44

Reagan Aide Wants South To Secede, Form Anti-Gay Nation Named Reagan

That's it conservatives. You've reached peak level for Reagan references. There's no more out there which can top this. Just give up. Don't bother with drill, baby drill. Reagan has just stopped being a renewable resource. Former Reagan aide Douglas MacKinnon wants a neo-confederacy—named Reagan.

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Bryan Singer Is Expecting a Child with His Best Friend

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 19:05

Bryan Singer Is Expecting a Child with His Best Friend

Bryan Singer is set to become a father for the first time. His BFF, actress Michelle Clunie, is pregnant with his child and they plan to raise the baby together.

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Aretha Franklin Has No Time For This Interview Nonsense

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 18:45

Nothing will make your day like this supercut of Aretha Franklin doing local news to promote her new album. Just look at that screencap above! Even if you aren't a fan of her music, her sass, shade and general "what is this mess?" attitude will make you wish you were also a legend and could do the same. (But you'll never be Aretha)

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Kathy Griffin and Goldie Hawn Lay the Gloss On Thick

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 18:30

Kathy Griffin and Goldie Hawn Lay the Gloss On Thick

In today's Tweet Beat, Kathy Griffin and Goldie Hawn love lipgloss and Instagram filters, Bill Murray has excellent taste in jackets and selfie poses and I would love to attend a mashup of Billy Eichner and Mindy Kaling's parties.

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Guantanamo Detainee Uses Hobby Lobby Ruling to Refuse Female Guards

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 18:10

Guantanamo Detainee Uses Hobby Lobby Ruling to Refuse Female Guards

In yet another repurposing of June's Hobby Lobby ruling , Guantanamo detainee Walid Bin Attash is using the Supreme Court's decision to refuse female escorts within the prison. Bin Attash's decision to stay within his cell rather than be led by women guards to his counsel meetings could have unforeseen effects on his trial, in which he stands accused of plotting the September 11, 2001 attacks on the Pentagon and World Trade Center.

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Hi Haters: Jay Z and Beyoncé Still Love Each Other

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 17:50

 Jay Z and Beyoncé Still Love Each Other

Not only does Beyoncé have new bangs, but apparently she's also got some brand new vows to go with them. After a summer where the "Drunk In Love" power couple maybe had marital troubles or maybe were totally fine, or maybe were stringing us all along to sell concert tickets, they have reportedly renewed their wedding vows and are mansion-hunting in Paris.

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Dej Loaf Is Going to Be a Star

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 17:30

On Tuesday night, Dej Loaf took the stage in a mink. Or fox, or sable—whatever it was, it was fluffy fur, the age-old symbol, especially in hip-hop, that you're finally rich. The 23-year-old wore it with a flair that was unmistakably of Detroit, the flashy style of her hometown, accessorized with her omnipresent leather MCM bucket hat, round glasses, and a bottle of Hennessey. She brought her mother onstage, too, and with her boys all lined up on the stage behind her, she burst into "I Don't Know," a contemplative track from her just-released mixtape Sell Sole with the confidence and command of a person who knows she belongs there.

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Malala Yousafzai Tells Obama to Do Diplomacy with Books, Not Guns

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 17:15

Malala Yousafzai Tells Obama to Do Diplomacy with Books, Not Guns

In a talk with Ronan Farrow, living inspiration and recent Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai discussed the many encounters she's had with world leaders, including President Barack Obama. "It's very important to reach those people and [tell] them that it is their responsibility to contribute to education and consider it important and make it their top priority."

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After All That, Ratings for The View Are Down

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 17:00

After All That, Ratings for The View Are Down

To some, The View is simply a daytime talk show to fold laundry to. To others, it is a modern day Shakespearean play that we're watching unfold in real time. The show has had its comedic moments, at times it feels like a tragedy and there's even a bit of romance . And now, we have yet another page in saga of 4-5 women sitting around a table talking about stuff.

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Mo'Ne Davis Tugs on Feminist Heartstrings in New Ad

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:45

Just give me a second here… *Wiping tears away dramatically*..... *wiping some more*..... Before clicking play, I didn't expect to be so moved by this Chevrolet ad featuring Little League force Mo'Ne Davis (they're purposefully playing on our emotions!), but it is indeed inspiring. And Spike Lee directed it.

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This Week in Tabloids: Kardashian Pets Are Mysteriously Disappearing

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:30

 Kardashian Pets Are Mysteriously Disappearing

Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which an overexcited fairy flaps her wings over all of America and gently drops a tiny poop on each of your heads. This week, all the tabloids are Platonic ideals of garbage, and together we unravel the mystery of the disappearing Kardashian pets, the cup size of Ariana Grande's Future Boobs, and the contemporary analogue of Schrodinger's cat (how Jennifer Aniston can be simultaneously single and planning her wedding and furious at a third party—a sexy hurricane named Odile).

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How We Got Rolled by the Dishonest Fascists of Gamergate

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 16:00

On October 1, the computing giant Intel pulled its ads from Gamasutra, a trade website for game developers, over an essay called "'Gamers' don't have to be your audience. 'Gamers' are over" by a journalist named Leigh Alexander. Intel had been successfully harassed by a small, contemptible crusade called "Gamergate"—a campaign of dedicated anti-feminist internet trolls using an ill-informed mob of alienated and resentful video game-playing teenagers and young men to harass and intimidate female activists, journalists, and critics.

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Disney's New Princess Is an Ocean Explorer From the South Pacific

Wed, 10/22/2014 - 15:50

Disney's New Princess Is an Ocean Explorer From the South Pacific

Disney has dropped new info about their next major animated project—Moana, about a teenaged Polynesian girl who sets out for adventure on the high seas. Due to hit theaters in 2016, I hope it inspires a Frozen-style craze for marine biology among kids.

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