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Here's 10 Minutes of Kittens Just for You

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 20:30

Go on, you know you deserve it.

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Israeli Women Stand With IDF By Showing Off Their Breasts and Asses

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 19:30

Israeli Women Stand With IDF By Showing Off Their Breasts and Asses

A Facebook page that was created on Wednesday is receiving a lot of attention on the internet, and it's not just because the page is in support of the Israeli Defense Force. It's because the photos that line the page's wall are of scantily-clad women with "I <3 IDF" written on their breasts.

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A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 19:00

A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid

Oh man, I was just sitting here feeling all despairing about how the only thing I could find for a lede was that Snooki had a Great Gatsby-themed bridal/baby shower and I was trying to think of some jokes about, like, a ball pit only instead of balls it's shirts and a champagne fountain shaped like a wet diaper and a swimming pool with a lifesize marzipan Pauly D floating in it and then at the end they eat the Pauly D and it was all stupid. But then Tara Reid went and said that SHE'S PRETTY SURE SHARKNADOS ARE REAL, GUYS, and Dirt Bag was saved!!! It's a Sharkmas miracle! (Sharkmas is when a shark comes down Tara Reid's chimney and tells her erroneous marine biology facts.)

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Things Still Aren't Great for Female Crew Members in Hollywood

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:45

Things Still Aren't Great for Female Crew Members in Hollywood

In today's depressing news that surprises absolutely no one, a recent study called "Gender Within Film Crews" reports that women in Hollywood are still being shut out of key positions.

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Who Here Besides Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Anti-Sheets?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:30

Who Here Besides Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Anti-Sheets?

In today's Tweet Beat, Patrick Schwarzenegger is "strictly covers," Rob Kardashian is getting hot and bothered and Shannon Woodward suggests a musical meeting of the minds.

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Actual Complaints Against Employers Who Wouldn't Let Women Breastfeed

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:15

Actual Complaints Against Employers Who Wouldn't Let Women Breastfeed

New mothers are given a slew of conflicting advice: they're told they must breastfeed their baby or they're a terrible parent, but also that they must go back to work and earn money as soon as they can or they're a lazy person (or, you know, in the case of most people who work because they have to and not because they want to: a broke person). But, despite laws that dictate that employers must allow breastfeeding mothers time and space to pump breastmilk at work, many employers don't do shit. Which puts breastfeeding moms in an incredibly tough position.

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Creepy Porcelain Dolls Left in Front of Homes Where Little Girls Live

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:00

Creepy Porcelain Dolls Left in Front of Homes Where Little Girls Live

Someone's either playing a cruel trick or issuing some kind of cryptic warning to the children of San Clemente, California. Police report that an unidentified person is leaving porcelain dolls in front of homes where 10-year-old girls live. And what's even creepier is that the dolls resemble the children.

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American Apparel Flies Philly Bikini Barista to L.A. for Free Bikinis

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 17:45

American Apparel Flies Philly Bikini Barista to L.A. for Free Bikinis

Remember last week's story about the woman who was kicked out of a Philadelphia public swimming pool (and driven away via mockery at another) for wearing an American Apparel bikini that—to paraphrase Mel Horowitz—LOOKS LIKE UNDAH-WEAH? Well, there's a happy ending (I guess, if you like American Apparel bikinis), courtesy of the American Apparel corporation.

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Woman Livetweets IBM Execs Discussing Why They Don't Hire Women

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 17:30

Woman Livetweets IBM Execs Discussing Why They Don't Hire Women

At a recent lunch with her family, Toronto-based editor and coder Lyndsay Kirkham was essentially seated next to the forces of patriarchy itself wedged into a couple of meat-suits.

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There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 17:15

There's a Kale Shortage! Or Not.

Buy all the kale you can right now, because like limes and quinoa before it, happiness is fleeting and the Food Gods are untrustworthy. Attention: There Is A Kale Shortage. Gird Your Grocery Carts!

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This Dude's List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 17:00

This Dude's List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical

Listen up, ladies: Are you tired of games, half-truths and cat-and-mouse phone chases that will never lead to love? Well, have I got a guy for you. He's got standards, he's got morals and, most importantly, he has a list of about 372,000 dealbreakers that he won't put up with. Form a line to the left and excuse yourself once you hit an item that describes you. THIS. IS. SINGLED. OUT.

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New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Don't Work Out

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:45

New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Don't Work Out

Do you like jogging, but wish it was a little more like a Saw movie and/or dystopian nightmare in which thigh gaps have become the global currency? Well, today in horrible ideas: A new wearable fitness tracker that actually zaps users with an electric shock if they stop exercising will be hitting the market later this year.

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This Old Footage of Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey Is Fantastic

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:30

Before 30 Rock and before becoming popular at Saturday Night Live, long-time friends Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch had a two-women show — appropriately titled Dratch & Fey — that ran at both the Second City and Amy Poehler's Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre from 1999-2000. Now, thanks to some heaven-sent YouTube uploader, you can watch it in its entirety.

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These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Deep Post-9/11 Shit

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:15

These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Deep Post-9/11 Shit

Once upon a time, driver's licenses were simple hunks of plastic, which meant fake IDs were relatively easy to create and acquire. Now that every state festoons the damn things with holograms, they're more expensive—and yet they're more popular than ever.

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A Farewell to Bop, the Classic Teen Magazine (1983-2014)

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:00

A Farewell to Bop, the Classic Teen Magazine (1983-2014)

Goodbye Bop. Published by Laufer Media since 1983, the company also responsible for Tiger Beat, it was reported Thursday that the teen magazine would stop publishing monthly and begin releasing only special issues.

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Can we cool it with the Fifty Shades of Grey hate?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 15:46

Can we cool it with the Fifty Shades of Grey hate?

I get it. You might be too cool for Fifty Shades of Grey. You hate-read the book, or you read one of the summaries, or you heard about it from a friend, and it's just an absolute tragedy of literature. Right.

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Soap Star Eileen Davidson Joins Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 15:40

Soap Star Eileen Davidson Joins Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast

Bravo is really stacking the lineup for the next season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — and now we can welcome soap opera star Eileen Davidson to the cast.

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Legalizing Prostitution Could Lower the Spread of HIV By One-Third

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 15:20

Legalizing Prostitution Could Lower the Spread of HIV By One-Third

Here's a crazy thought; legalizing prostitution could reduce the number of international HIV infections for female sex workers by at least a third in several countries. Health experts presented this new research drawn from Canada, India and Kenya during the 20th International AIDS Conference in Melbourne, Australia on Tuesday.

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Fifty Shades' Real Problem: Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 15:00

 Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey

The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is upon us, and while it doesn't reveal much from the Red Room of Pain, it does come wih the startling discovery that Jamie Dornan's been stripped of his hair and turned into a sanitized, shaved, waxed version of himself.

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