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Gwen Stefani's Name Flub Gets Memorialized in Colbert Report Intro

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:00

Gwen Stefani's Name Flub Gets Memorialized in Colbert Report Intro

At Monday night's Emmys, Gwen Stefani — catching a bad case of the Adele Dazeems — mispronounced Stephen Colbert's name as "Colbore" when announcing that The Colbert Report had won Best Variety Series.

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Zara So Sorry Kids' Shirt Looked Like a Concentration Camp Uniform

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:45

Zara So Sorry Kids' Shirt Looked Like a Concentration Camp Uniform

Zara has snatched a children's t-shirt from its stores, after several people pointed out that it looked uncomfortably like the uniforms Jewish prisoners were made to wear in Nazi concentration camps. Not something you'd want to show up toting at a baby shower, to say the least.

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Cards Against Humanity's Accused Rapist Banned from Tech Conference

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:30

Cards Against Humanity's Accused Rapist Banned from Tech Conference

Cards Against Humanity has supplanted classic games like "snort the adderall" and "kings" as the pastime of choice for the early-20s set. Max Temkin, the card game's creator, is an accused rapist —a charge that's only finally catching up with him.

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The Inanity of Women on Scales in Stock Photos

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:30

The Inanity of Women on Scales in Stock Photos

Many women have complicated relationships with their weight and body image that couldn't possibly be summed up in a stock photography image, although that hasn't stopped anyone from trying—and failing. Here, we collect the weirdest of women posing on scales.

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Chelsea Handler Said Goodbye to E! with Every Celeb Friend She Has

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:10

Chelsea Handler, the only woman currently hosting a late night television show, left late night, sort of , on Tuesday evening. She went out with a bang, gathering Fergie, Tim Gunn, Avril Lavigne, Dave Grohl, Gwen Stefani, Gerard Butler, Justin Theroux and dozens of other celebrities to sing a song about how great and and drunk she's been.

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Your New Bachelor Is Farmer Chris, the Most Boring Man Alive

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:50

Your New Bachelor Is Farmer Chris, the Most Boring Man Alive

Fans of Reality Steve/my endless coverage of The Bachelor franchise will not be surprised to learn that Chris Soules, third runner-up to Bachelorette Andi's heart, is the new Bachelor.

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Watch the Ever-Dapper Idris Elba Take the Ice Bucket Challenge

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:30

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel hosted the baron of your heart Idris Elba. Who the hell cares what they talked about? Let's just watch some grown-ass men dump icey water on the man of your dreams. For charity!

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Indian Woman Kills Leopard In Epic Fight To The Death

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:20

Indian Woman Kills Leopard In Epic Fight To The Death

It was a battle that raged for nearly a half-hour. A 56-year-old Indian woman — armed with only farm tools — is now recovering in hospital after killing a leopard that attacked her.

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No, Shaving Will Not Make Your Bush Grow Back Bushier Than Ever

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:10

No, Shaving Will Not Make Your Bush Grow Back Bushier Than Ever

Around the time you reached adolescence, someone likely introduced you to the idea that shaving unwelcome body hair will just make it grow back harder, better, faster, stronger. Well, just in case you were worried, that really has precious little basis in fact.

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Get Excited, Uncle Jesse Fans: Full House May Be Coming Back

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:50

There is a Full House re-make in the works because Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

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Karrueche Tran Gives Questionable Apology for Stupid Blue Ivy Comment

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:32

Karrueche Tran Gives Questionable Apology for Stupid Blue Ivy Comment

Karrueche Tran is facing a ton of backlash for delivering a tasteless line mocking the "uncombed" hair of Blue Ivy, an infant, on BET's 106th & Park. Thus, she has taken to Instagram to apologize.

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I Fucking Hate My Cat

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:00

I Fucking Hate My Cat

Sometimes, at dinner or over brunch, my friends will ask me how my cat is.

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Lying Panda Is a Lying Liar of Lies, Fakes Pregnancy For Extra Food

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:16

Lying Panda Is a Lying Liar of Lies, Fakes Pregnancy For Extra Food

When you look into the deep soulful eyes of a panda, the last thing you expect is that the panda will lie to you to get extra food. That's something that you'd expect of bears, certainly, and definitely from foxes. Rabbits, obviously. But a panda faking pregnancy just to survive extinction? Now that's beyond the pale. I'll never trust another panda again.

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This First Grader's Spelling Worksheet Will Both Scar and Amuse You

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 23:04

This First Grader's Spelling Worksheet Will Both Scar and Amuse You

I like kids, but one of the biggest challenges I can envision having when I adopt some tiny Marklings of my own (those will be their names and they will have numbers also) is that that they'll come home with an assignment that looks just like this one, with a mistake that turns an innocent word into a mortifying moment of laughbarrassment.

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Here Are Some Topless People Being Tasered

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:42

Photographer Patrick Hall's new project has a very simple and very painful concept. Step 1: Make people take their clothes off and then let someone taser them as he films and photographs their reaction. Step 2:???. Step 3: Profit.

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LGBT Women Have More Trouble Getting Healthcare, Personal Doctors

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:10

LGBT Women Have More Trouble Getting Healthcare, Personal Doctors

According to a new Gallup Poll, lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender Americans are more likely than non-LGBT Americans to report they still do not have health insurance, despite the a significant drop in uninsured Americans since the Affordable Care Act's provisions requiring Americans to have health insurance took effect.

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Fan Fiction Tuesday: We have Questionable Taste

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:49


 We have Questionable Taste

Let's talk fanfiction and in this case, I'll show you what I found when I unfortunately stumbled upon some mpreg LOTR fanfiction back in 2005. We already have a few shared pieces in our original post . Crogues has some of her own there —if you want to read something good! I liked them all, especially the choose your own adventure one! Share yours! Share others! Ones that you love! Ones that you are horrified by! And for those of you who are honest, ones that do both. IT'S FANFICTION TUESDAY

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Scarlett Lawrence Is the Most Beautiful Woman You've Never Seen

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:35

Scarlett Lawrence Is the Most Beautiful Woman You've Never Seen

It's hard to argue that Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johannson are not attractive women (although, Scar-Jo's acting leaves something to be desired), but some people are not content to draw the line there. And one person, possibly an entire team, have engineered a mashup of the two, producing what's being hailed as "the world's most beautiful woman.*"

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Sassy Grandma Says 'Don't Smoke With Miley!'

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:30

Miley offering you a toke? Say no! Want to get someone to leave you alone? Stop answering their texts! With a sharp wit and a thirst for speed, there's nothing this grandma can't do. Except rap. Sorry, she's forgotten how.

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