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Soup, Ranked

14 hours 52 min ago

Soup, Ranked

I haven't been told enough lately that I'm wrong about everything and possibly responsible for some sort of internet war crime (other than by animal liberationists, and they don't count). Let's rectify that by talking about which soups are awesome and which are complete horseshit, shall we?

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Dachshund's Creek: Dawson's Creek Finally Gets an All-Dog Remake

14 hours 52 min ago

Welcome to Dachshund's Creek, where youthful dreams hang in the balance and love is as fleeting as the breeze whispering off the creek. Also there are Dachshunds, so it's totally awesome.

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The Notebook (and Therefore Nicholas Sparks) Almost Didn't Happen

15 hours 7 min ago

Guys, The Notebook—and therefore the entire treacly Nicholas Sparks Sob-tainment Industry—very nearly did not happen.

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Renée Zellweger Is 'Glad' You Think Her Face Looks Different

15 hours 22 min ago

Renée Zellweger Is 'Glad' You Think Her Face Looks Different

Yesterday, the internet collectively lost its mind after photos of a not-so recognizable Renée Zellweger surfaced out of the Elle Women in Hollywood Awards. Noting how different she looked from her apple-cheeked Bridget Jones days, everyone acknowledged the extreme pressures put on female actresses over the age of 40 and moved on with their lives ridiculed her appearance and could not stop fReaKing oUt.

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​Watch 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Gab About How Famous She's Going To Be

15 hours 42 min ago

In honor of Kim Kardashian's 34th birthday, Entertainment Tonight dug through the archives and found this gem of a homemade video of Kim Kardashian at her 8th grade graduation. In the video she proclaims she's the "dopest on the ropest" whatever the hell that means. And yes, she is sporting a Mandarin gown there.

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Watch the Trailer For a New Documentary About Joan Didion

16 hours 2 min ago

Actor and filmmaker Griffin Dunne is making a movie about his aunt, Joan Didion, called We Tell Ourselves Stories In Order to Live (the title of the film, you'll note, is a Didion quote).

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Taylor Swift Tops Canadian Chart With Nothing But White Noise

16 hours 22 min ago

Taylor Swift Tops Canadian Chart With Nothing But White Noise

Only Taylor Swift could accidentally release less than 10 seconds of nothing, sell it on iTunes and skyrocket to number one. We are living in magical, horrible times.

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True Love Lives: Couple Meets, Weds Thanks to Instagram

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 22:30

 Couple Meets, Weds Thanks to Instagram

Which one of you cold, dead harpy bastards said love was dead? Oh, all of you? Well you were all wrong!

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Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Generations of Fans

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 22:00

Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Generations of Fans

People touch the hair as Madame Tussauds unveils a new wax figure of Benedict Cumberbatch at Madame Tussauds on October 21, 2014 in London, England.

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Django Unchained Actress, Boyfriend Charged with Lewd Conduct

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 21:30

Django Unchained Actress, Boyfriend Charged with Lewd Conduct

Danièle Watts and Brian James Lucas have both been charged with lewd conduct stemming from an incident with police in September.

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Amy Sedaris Tries Tinder and It Is Spectacular

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 21:00

"Do you know Frank Ocean? He is music!"

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'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 20:30

 Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio.

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McDonald's and Coke Are Floundering Lately

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 20:11

McDonald's and Coke Are Floundering Lately

Things have gotten so bad lately that people have lost faith in some longstanding American institutions. No, I'm not just talking about Congress and the Supreme Court — I'm talking about McDonald's and Coca-Cola.

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Artist Turns Catcalls Into Cringe-Inducing Cross Stitch

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 20:00

Artist Turns Catcalls Into Cringe-Inducing Cross Stitch

A great deal has been written about cat calls in the past few months. From an awful directive for women to get over it , to a woman filming her catcallers, to Jessica Williams' fantastic how-to on dealing with dudes who catcall, it seems like the discussion has reached every form of media. And now, it's infiltrated the craft world.

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Here's a Panda Masturbating On Film for the First Time

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 19:45

Good evening: Tonight's squee is brought to you by this furiously masturbating panda.

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Kesha Swore Under Oath Dr. Luke Never Had Sex With Her or Drugged Her

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 19:05

Kesha Swore Under Oath Dr. Luke Never Had Sex With Her or Drugged Her

In a 2011 deposition, Kesha swore under oath that she never had sex with Dr. Luke and said he never drugged her with a roofie.

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Concerned Parent Wants to Hire 'Cool Black Kids' For Bullied Son

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 18:45

Concerned Parent Wants to Hire 'Cool Black Kids' For Bullied Son

A bullied child is every parent's worst nightmare, and when school meetings and disciplinary action is not enough, what's a concerned mother or father to do? Thank god there's Craigslist where, for the kingly sum of $15 an hour, anyone can find some "cool black kids" to meet their son at the 7/11.

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Yoko Ono Converses With Shadows

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 18:30

Yoko Ono Converses With Shadows

In today's Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono visits a museum like only Yoko Ono can, Ron Howard also takes time to appreciate some art and Adele Dazeem is looking flawless.

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Lady Gaga Is Totally Copying My and Beyoncé's Personal Bangs

Tue, 10/21/2014 - 18:15

Lady Gaga Is Totally Copying My and Beyoncé's Personal Bangs

Before we could recover from the ramifications of the Great Beyoncé Bang Situation of last week, we were blindsided with another snip of the fringe: Lady Gaga, who showed up in Manchester, England, last night wearing a pageboy and super asymmetrical bangs. A press release sent to Jezebel from Chicago hairstylist George Gonzalez claimed Gaga's "'micro bang' is a bold statement cut, and the right amount of texture is key to pulling them off." The Daily Mail wrote that Gaga "has clearly been influenced by Beyoncé Knowles."

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