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I Am Terrified of Reese Witherspoon and a Little Bit in Love with Her

17 hours 30 min ago

I Am Terrified of Reese Witherspoon and a Little Bit in Love with Her

When did Reese Witherspoon become America's sweetheart? Was it when the nation flocked to see her starring turn in Legally Blonde, a few months before 9/11? Was it when she accepted the Oscar from pretend Ray Charles for being the best pretend June Carter Cash anyone could ever remember, in March of 2006?

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Bachelorette Loser Nick: Our Intimacy Was 'Far Beyond the Act of Sex'

17 hours 30 min ago

 Our Intimacy Was 'Far Beyond the Act of Sex'

Nick Viall — who was first runner up in the Bachelorette, a televised competition in which a group of men sit in a hot tub for four weeks, and whoever lasts the longest wins the honor of getting engaged to a friendly acquaintance — continues to mope around and talk about feelings. Poor Nick.

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Mad Genius Tara Reid Is Selling a Perfume Called 'Shark by Tara Reid'

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:35

Mad Genius Tara Reid Is Selling a Perfume Called 'Shark by Tara Reid'

Tara Reid, star of the acclaimed films Sharknado and Sharknado 2 is the latest celebrity to jump into the perfume business, with a scent named "Shark."

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Woman Sues Plastic Surgeon for Posting Her Pics as 'Cocaine Nose'

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:41

Woman Sues Plastic Surgeon for Posting Her Pics as 'Cocaine Nose'

A woman is suing her plastic surgeon for using pictures of her facial reconstruction and calling them "cocaine nose."

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Republicans Quietly Tap Lobbyists for Shift on Marriage Equality

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:13

Republicans Quietly Tap Lobbyists for Shift on Marriage Equality

While no progressive could be blamed for thinking that the Grand Old Party is far from changing its tune on gay rights issues, apparently it's happening. While marriage equality has gained traction amongst the majority of Americans, Republicans are quietly turning to K Street lobbying firms to help them shift their stances.

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Real Life Gentle Ben Bear Saves Crow From Drowning

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:30

Videos like this are one of the reasons I love the Internet so much.

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We Can All Quit Now: Here's a Dog Playing the Piano

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:30

The only thing I can play on the piano is the opening few notes from Les Mis, so I'm not going to hate on this dog who didn't just learn how to play the piano, but actually grew human hands to do it. That's what real commitment looks like! Like my 5th grade teacher always said: If there's a will, there's a way. Go on with your bad self, dog!

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Chris Martin Says He and Gwyneth Are Just 'Friends and Proud Parents'

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:00

Chris Martin Says He and Gwyneth Are Just 'Friends and Proud Parents'

It seems like Chris Martin and ex Gwyneth Paltrow have been spotted everywhere together lately—a mystery that, obviously, CANNOT BE BORNE WITHOUT EXPLANATION. Is there a reconciliation in the works? Was the breakup nothing but a publicity sham, scam, and/or flim-flam? Or is it possible that two adult humans who are not currently having sex but share multiple children could exist in the same room without chewing through each other's spinal columns!??!? According to Chris Martin, it's that last thing. Sometimes people are just in a room and it's fine.

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Uplifting Tales And Hella Dicks: This Is Fapworthy And It's Your Fault

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:45

 This Is Fapworthy And It's Your Fault

If you can't watch porn unless you're being emotionally manipulated into it ("You'll never look at a coke can the same way again!") then Fapworthy is for you. A fun new site that pairs hardcore videos with irritating feel-good hooks? What could be more internet than that? And you know what? It's all your fault.

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Joe Biden Was Quite the Stud

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:30

Joe Biden Was Quite the Stud

In today's Tweet Beat, we learn that Joe Biden was a hottie back in the day, the next Sharknado film is already being brainstormed and Neal Brennan has some ground rules for your coffee order.

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Tell Us Your Bad Tattoo Horror Stories! And Show Us Pics!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:00

Tell Us Your Bad Tattoo Horror Stories! And Show Us Pics!

I think we can all agree that the funniest thing in the world is a blooper, which means that the real funniest thing in the world is a bad tattoo, because it is a PERMANENT BLOOPER. SOMETIMES ON YOUR FACE.

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People Are Allegedly Buying Dior's Hideous $1,100 Sneakers

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:40

People Are Allegedly Buying Dior's Hideous $1,100 Sneakers

As legend* has it, a mysterious hooded figure approached Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons before last season's couture shows and said, "Hey, did you hear about what the assorted lady-peasants are doing nowadays? They have this strange sort of shoe object — flat at the bottom, like a duck's foot, comprised of a slightly more comfortable material than your conventional shoe, fastened atop with a bow." And Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons were like, "Huh."

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Woman Terrorizes Plane With Fake Leg, Slaps Passengers, Demands Smokes

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:20

Woman Terrorizes Plane With Fake Leg, Slaps Passengers, Demands Smokes

A woman on a flight to Edinburgh went ballistic when she was told she couldn't have her own parachute or smoke cigarettes on her flight. That's when the prosthetic leg came off and the terror started. If this were a Lifetime movie, it would be called Legs On a Plane and would star Aviva Drescher . Unfortunately, this is real life.

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The Saddest Sentences From the Week in Celebrity Lifestyle Blogging

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:00

The Saddest Sentences From the Week in Celebrity Lifestyle Blogging

Normal People often bristle at the notion that celebrities, whose job requires them to have zero life skills, have suddenly discovered basic life skills, adopted them as hobbies, and feel qualified to teach the masses how to be better at doing the stuff they were already doing via a lifestyle blog.

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Big Bang Theory Stars Refuse to Film Unless They Get $1 M per Ep

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:40

Big Bang Theory Stars Refuse to Film Unless They Get $1 M per Ep

Today in mo' money mo' problems, production on the hit CBS show The Big Bang Theory has halted over salary negotiations: The stars want MILLIONS.

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Former NFL Player Sends Out iPads as Wedding Invitations

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:20

Former NFL Player Sends Out iPads as Wedding Invitations

Former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson and his fiancé Jennifer Conrad went the "most expensive option possible" route when choosing the invitations for their upcoming nuptials. Who needs hand calligraphy when you can have an iPad?

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Taco Bell District Manager: "Didn't I Tell You Not to Hire Hispanics?"

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:15

 "Didn't I Tell You Not to Hire Hispanics?"

A former Taco Bell manager with a 27-year history with the company is now suing her former employers, claiming that she was fired for not engaging in racist hiring practices.

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Katy Perry Almost Managed to Make an Inoffensive Video

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:00

Katy Perry's latest album has been out for ten months now, so naturally, it's time for a new music video.

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The National Review Just Fake Geek Girl'd Neil deGrasse Tyson

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40

The National Review Just Fake Geek Girl'd Neil deGrasse Tyson

It would seem the National Review looked up and realized that suddenly, its stockpile of liberal stereotypes were out of date. The old standbys like "latte-swilling limousine liberals" "hairy-legged radical feminists" and "effete Ivory Tower collectivists" just don't have the same punch. Meet the statistics-spewing, climate-change believing fake-geek poser!

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