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OMFG It's Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:49

OMFG It's Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress

Santa Angelina Jolie will be appearing in all of her nuptial glory on the cover of this week's People.

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Watch Some Dudes Witness the Miracle of Childbirth for the First Time

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:20

Childbirth is one messy, horrible, beautiful, painful, awe-inspiring, bodily fluid geyser of a shitshow. As a twenty-something with no intention of starting a family anytime soon, it absolutely terrifies me. So let's watch some dudes watch some childbirth so I can feel better about my own fears regarding the miracle that is giving birth to a baby.

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Outlander Recap: So Much for Claire's Great Escape

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:00

 So Much for Claire's Great Escape

This week on Outlander, Claire took her best shot at a Great Escape, we got some more insight into Dougal's attitude problem and also our romantic leads held hands for several seconds and it was glorious. Also: I cannot stop humming the theme song.

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​Woman Texting While Driving Gets Into Horrific Crash, Impaled in Butt

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:30

​Woman Texting While Driving Gets Into Horrific Crash, Impaled in Butt

Today, in GUUUUUOOHMYGODWHY, a Colorado woman attempting to send a voice text message while driving collided with a guardrail, which somehow found its way through her seat, into her upper thigh and buttocks, impaling her. Ahem, all together now: NO.

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I Had a Mexican Star Trek-Themed Wedding and It Was the Best Thing Ever

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:00

I Had a Mexican Star Trek-Themed Wedding and It Was the Best Thing Ever

Until the internet became a thing we all know and love, themed weddings were kind of a rarity in the eyes of most people. Ten years ago, pictures from the occasional underground Star Wars wedding might have found their way on to eBaum's World or a clip show to be mocked. But these days, nary a July goes by without another crop of zombie-themed engagement pictures showing up in your Facebook newsfeed. Themed weddings are having a major renaissance right now—and I when I say "renaissance," I mean that people are having renaissance-themed weddings.

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​Bikini Coffee Stands at the Center of a Prostitution Ring Scandal

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:20

​Bikini Coffee Stands at the Center of a Prostitution Ring Scandal

A woman in Washington has been charged with allegedly running a multimillion dollar prostitution ring and money laundering service out of her bikini coffee stand franchises.

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Minority Report Is Totally Real: Smart Mannequins Tell Us What To Buy

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 13:45

As the old saying goes, the future is now.

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Hapless Dog Can't Get This Monkey Off Its Back

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 13:15

Not gonna lie, this capuchin (named MonkeyBoo it appears) is kind of a jerk. But it's an adorable jerk, so I guess it's off the hook?

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Parents of Cancer-Stricken Boy Refuse Extradition, Denied Bail

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 12:45

Parents of Cancer-Stricken Boy Refuse Extradition, Denied Bail

Yesterday, the parents of a 5-year-old boy who is suffering from a brain tumor were discovered and arrested in Spain after taking their child out of a hospital in England and leaving the country to seek better treatment options. Today, in a Madrid court, they refused extradition and will remain in custody. This whole thing is heartbreaking, and it appears like there's no end in sight to this craziness.

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Hey all you nostalgia-riddled trainwreck lovers!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 12:30

Hey all you nostalgia-riddled trainwreck lovers! Don't forget the shitshow that is Lifetime's The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story will air tonight at 9/8c. Mandatory: Your finest bagged wine/homemade moonshine and a handful horrendous neon scrunchies (to set fire to, duh).

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John Oliver Takes on Horrible YouTube Comments About His Show

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 11:30

John Oliver continued his regal quest to replace Jon Stewart as our Beholder of the Almighty Internet Crush. This time, he did it by tackling shitty YouTube comments on about his show segments.

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Watch ​Frozen's Elsa Spread the Icy Love in This Once Upon a Time Teaser

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 11:00

Watch ​Frozen's Elsa Spread the Icy Love in This Once Upon a Time Teaser

Frozen's conquest of every aspect of pop culture is showing no signs of slowing down. In this teaser for the fourth season of the ABC show, we see the snow queen walk the streets of Storybrooke, freezing nearly everything in sight.

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Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat That

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 10:57

Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat That

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today we bring you stories about customers who really, really weren't supposed to eat that. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.

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​Everybody Got Married Over Labor Day Weekend

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 10:30

​Everybody Got Married Over Labor Day Weekend

Wedding season is getting out of control people. Sure, Brad and Angelina got married last week. And Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade got married on Saturday. But yesterday, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlburg tied the knot, as did Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross who were married in a ceremony last night.

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Look At This Awful 1969 New York Daily News Stonewall Riots Report

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 22:00

Look At This Awful 1969 New York Daily News Stonewall Riots Report

When I came across the original coverage of the Stonewall Riots, I expected it all to be absolutely terrible. Utterly horrendous. And it pretty much is. The New York Daily News piece isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, and surprisingly, isn't terribly worse than many pieces I report on now in 2014. That says more about us now than it says about 1969.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Cast Really Loves Saying Goddamn It

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 22:00

In the vast pantheon of beautiful curse words, there are some that stand out like beautifully adorned queens on the day of their coronation. "Motherfucker." "Asshole." "Fuckclown." Some others tend to get lost in the mix. But thanks to the cast of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," one particular expression is getting a triumphant rebirth.

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Man Suffocates Girlfriend After Trying to Kill Her in a Car Crash

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 21:30

Man Suffocates Girlfriend After Trying to Kill Her in a Car Crash

A Pennsylvania man pleaded guilty and was sentenced for smothering his girlfriend to death after he tried and failed to kill her by deliberately crashing into a guardrail.

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Charlie Crist Calls On Rick Scott Not to Defend FL Gay Marriage Ban

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 21:27

Charlie Crist Calls On Rick Scott Not to Defend FL Gay Marriage Ban

Former Florida Governor Charlie Crist has penned an open letter calling on his successor, Rick Scott, not to defend the recently struck down state ban on same-sex marriage. In the letter, Crist points to his own actions after a district court of appeals struck down the state's gay and lesbian adoption ban.

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Cat and Brave Toddler Take on Laser Pointer in Glorious Battle

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 19:30

Just when you thought a cat intensely chasing a laser pointer couldn't get anymore engrossing, along comes an adorable toddler trying to help the cat get that pesky red dot. Prepare for the implosion of the entire Internet.

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Same Sex Marriage Probably Unseated Hawaii's Democratic Governor

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 18:16

Same Sex Marriage Probably Unseated Hawaii's Democratic Governor

Hawaii's Governor Neil Abercrombie is claiming he lost his re-election bid in the state's Democratic primary due to crossover Republican voters trying to punish him because of his administration's decision to support and pass same-sex marriage in the state.

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