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Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 22:11

Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face

Caption This: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge plays a games console with young people as he visits an Access Centre for young people called Agenzija Appogg during an official visit to Malta on September 21, 2014 in Valletta, Malta. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge is making an official two day visit to Malta as a representative of Queen Elizabeth II. Originally the Duchess of Cambridge was due to make the trip as her first solo overseas engagement as part of Malta's fiftieth Anniversary of Independance but had to cancel due to acute morning sickness with her second child.

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Hey, Guess What These Gross Balloons Are Full Of!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 21:30

Hey, Guess What These Gross Balloons Are Full Of!

Hint: It's kind of your worst nightmare. But also amazing.

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A Guide to "Prank" vs. Plain Asshole

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 20:19

Another idiotic "prank " made headlines today, and once again the moron behind it still doesn't understand what the word prank means. Sam Pepper isn't the first person who misuses the word prank to get Internet fame, and he certainly won't be the last. Do these guys (and they tend to be men) truly not understand what the word means or is it just an excuse to be an asshole to get 10 seconds of the Internet's attention?

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Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 20:00

Here it is, the one video that brings two of your favorite animals, an owl and a cat, together for the first (maybe) time. There's no reason these two should be best friends, and yet, for just a few glorious moments, they are. Marvel at the owl's patience; stare in awe at the cat's attempts to play with his BFF. Start your evening off right.

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4Chan User Threatens to Post Emma Watson Nudes For Being a Feminist

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:15

4Chan User Threatens to Post Emma Watson Nudes For Being a Feminist

UGHHHHHHH. Emma Watson is being targeted as the next celeb to have nude photos of her stolen because someone is mad she addressed the United Nations about feminism.

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Mom Jailed for Helping Daughter Get Abortion Was 'Protecting Family'

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:40

Mom Jailed for Helping Daughter Get Abortion Was 'Protecting Family'

Earlier this month, Jennifer Whalen, a 39-year-old mother from Pennsylvania, was sentenced to prison for helping her daughter take medication abortion she had ordered online. This case is the direct result of legislation that effectively bans legal abortion by limiting women's access to providers. Congrats, conservatives, you've protected women by forcing them to resort to illegal abortion alternatives and then punishing them for it!

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Mario Lopez Likes to Reread His Own Book

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:30

Mario Lopez Likes to Reread His Own Book

In today's Tweet Beat, Tyra Banks is pantsless and excited about something, Aretha Franklin takes a picture with a fan and I would like some information on exactly how many times Mario Lopez has read his own book

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Kendall Jenner Takes a Jaunt to Spain With Dolce & Gabbana

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:20

Kendall Jenner Takes a Jaunt to Spain With Dolce & Gabbana

For the past few seasons, noted tax evaders Dolce & Gabbana have been touring around Olde Europe for inspiration, sometimes to beautiful effect, sometimes to racist disaster . They've already Carmen Sandiego'd their way around Italia, Sicily, France, Greece and London, so this time around they took a little trip to Spain with cascading skirts, bolero jackets, and their recurring motif of the flaming heart of Jesus, in case the blood-red palette was not dramatic enough for you.

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Watch These 'White Girls' Pop and Lock All Over the Place

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:15

Please forgive the music, because aside from the horrible song selection, this video of two women popping and locking on the street is flawless from the moves, right down to Jaja Vankova's neon shoes and cutout pants. Words escape me.

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TSA Foresees Idylic Future Where You Can Carry-On All Your Liquids

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:00

TSA Foresees Idylic Future Where You Can Carry-On All Your Liquids

"Tell me a story" the little girl said, curling up at the feet of of TSA administrator John Pistole.

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'History's Worst Contraceptives' Will Make Your Vagina Wince

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:30

Listen to a cheerful but calm women explain Britishly just how desperate women have been to not get pregnant over the course of history. Listen and then go gently caress your advanced 21st century western medicine contraceptives with the adoration of a forest animal bathing its newborn infant.

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Wisconsin Man's Life Ruined By Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:15

Wisconsin Man's Life Ruined By Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms

Dale Decker is housebound. He's afraid to go to the grocery store, to the movies or to pick his sons up from school. He can't work or contribute to household chores. And it's all because he has up to 100 orgasms a day. Decker says that his condition has broken him.

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Cats Try to Sell You a Phone Using Poor Spelling And Adorable Sweaters

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:15

These cats would like to sell you a cell phone while wearing an adorable button-up shirt and a cable knit cardigan. I am not kidding.

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Outlander Recap: OMG, They Finally Really Did it

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:00

 OMG, They Finally Really Did it

This week's episode of Outlander finally delivered, and Sam Heughan's butt is everything Diana Gabaldon promised it would be. The food at that wedding reception, though—you'd think the local laird's nephew could've done better. And not a centerpiece in sight!

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Republican Ad Treats Obama Like an Abusive Boyfriend

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:45

"In 2oo8, I fell in love," says an attractive and concerned-looking 30-something lady on a clean white couch. "His online profile made him seem so perfect...I trusted him, but by 2012 our relationship was in trouble, but I stuck with him because he promised he'd be better." Step right up and place your bets: domestic violence PSA or an embarrassing anti Obama ad from a Republican organization?

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Nothing Makes You Want to Shop Like a Reminder You're Gonna Die

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:30

Nothing Makes You Want to Shop Like a Reminder You're Gonna Die

Have you been known to reach for the snacks while stressed? Then you won't be shocked by this similar trick of the mind: Reminders of your own inescapable mortality will inspire you to buy, buy, buy. But those shoes are for real so cute! Def get them!

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Creepy Ex Texts Request for Rough Breakup Sex, Has Very Specific Hours

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:10

Creepy Ex Texts Request for Rough Breakup Sex, Has Very Specific Hours

Contrary to popular belief, there is a statute of limitations on breakup sex and it is hours, not days, weeks or years after the breakup. So, no, you can't text your ex and ask them to have no-string-attached, "thereuputic" "hellosex" out of the blue. And if you do (don't!), at least be more suave than this guy.

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'All About That Bass' Singer Meghan Trainor Is Not All About Feminism

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:50

'All About That Bass' Singer Meghan Trainor Is Not All About Feminism

Meghan Trainor, who sings "All About That Bass" — currently number one on the Billboard charts — has entered the pantheon with Beyoncé — she’s tried to distance herself from feminism. With this action, she joins the ranks of Mrs. Carter-Knowles (before her latest self-titled album), Katy Perry, Lana Del Rey and others who’ve disappointed us. LolSob.

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Women In Stock Photos Do Not Trust Birth Control

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:30

Women In Stock Photos Do Not Trust Birth Control

Women featured in stock photos have busy, complicated lives. They're laughing alone with all kinds of salads, both with and without croutons. They're diversely inept at riding bikes. They fly into unpredictable hysterics in the presence of a scale. But there's one thing that most stock photo women agree on: birth control. In that they're incredibly suspicious of it.

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