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We're All a Bunch of Noncommittal Assholes Who Can't RSVP

1 hour 43 min ago

We're All a Bunch of Noncommittal Assholes Who Can't RSVP

Prepare thine hair shirt as penance: Lizzie Post, the great-great granddaughter of the most correctly etiquetted person in the history of the world has decreed that "We are worse at RSVP-ing than we have ever been," and this critical mass of incompetence is ruining everything.

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US-Cuban Friendship Might Mean Prison for Assata Shakur

2 hours 3 min ago

US-Cuban Friendship Might Mean Prison for Assata Shakur

The United States and Cuba are friends again? Great. Friends that negotiate the extradition of Assata Shakur, aka JoAnne Chesimard, a black panther who was framed for killing a cop in America and found asylum in Cuba? Not great.

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2 hours 23 min ago

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Ann Coulter: Women Just Say They Were Raped to Get Attention

2 hours 43 min ago

 Women Just Say They Were Raped to Get Attention

Ann Coulter is adorable, like a little girl lifting her frilly skirt to cover her face, and accidentally showing her whole frilly ass in the process. Except she's a woman in her fifties whose job, I guess, is to go around showing her whole ass and hoping people get mad about it.

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Whoopi Goldberg Has Some Pretty Dumb Ideas About Racism

3 hours 3 min ago

On Thursday's edition of The View, the panel brought up First Lady Michelle Obama's "revelation" that the Obamas still get racially profiled. While President Obama has been mistaken for a waiter and a valet, Michelle was recently asked to assist a customer during a visit to Target. Whoopi Goldberg doesn't see any of this as racist, just good ole dumb Americans.

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School Swaps Out Blind 8-Year-Old's Cane for Pool Noodle as Punishment

3 hours 23 min ago

School Swaps Out Blind 8-Year-Old's Cane for Pool Noodle as Punishment

Dakota Nafzinger, age eight, was born with bilateral anopthalmia, which means he has no eyes. Normally he uses a cane to get around, but on Monday of this week, a staff member at Gracemor Elementary School in Kansas City took his cane away on the bus as punishment and replaced it with a pool noodle.

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My Anaconda Don't: Nicki Minaj's Ass And Feminism

3 hours 43 min ago

With the debut of Nicki Minaj's third album The Pinkprint this week, I wondered where feminism and the star's overt sexuality meet. Can a woman objectify herself? Is that feminist? What is the meaning of life with a vagina, anyway?

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Car Dealership Attempts 'Dick in a Box' Parody, Fails Spectacularly

4 hours 3 min ago

A car dealership in Oak Lawn, Illinois has made the absolute most batshit crazy viral video and of course it's a spoof of "Dick in a Box." You will either love this video more than any other video spoof ever or you will cry to the angels to free visions of it from your brain. Enjoy!

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This Surprise Proposal on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Is Admittedly Cute

4 hours 23 min ago

This Surprise Proposal on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Is Admittedly Cute

On Wednesday night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kimmel invited a "random" audience member onstage for a Hollywood Blvd. scavenger hunt that ended in DIAMONDS and LOVE. Made a lot more endearing by an awkward spotlight fuck-up and the only guy in an Elmo suit who will ever make you smile. Everybody cry on three!

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Too Rich or Lazy to Function? 'Fitness Concierge' Service Will Help

4 hours 43 min ago

Too Rich or Lazy to Function? 'Fitness Concierge' Service Will Help

New from the perpetually robust New York Times Wealth Gap/Are You Kidding Me section, we have a sweet little story about a company that offers services like "booking your workout classes for you" ($350 per month; a bargain!) and "coming to your house at 5 AM and making you get dressed for your workout" ($100 per shameful event; also a bargain), thus serving the terribly neglected demographic of Rich People Whose Ideal Level of Human Functionality Is Sort of "Fancy Seven-Year-Old Who Just Likes It Better When Mommy Is Around."

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Andy Cohen Thinks Nicki Minaj Has Seen a Ton of Music Industry Dicks

5 hours 3 min ago

Andy Cohen Thinks Nicki Minaj Has Seen a Ton of Music Industry Dicks

Continuing to promote her latest album The Pinkprint, Nicki Minaj stopped by Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live! on Wednesday night. During the interview, Minaj kept it playful, even when hit with Cohen's famously prying questions.

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O'Reilly: Maybe Blacks Should Wear 'Don't Get Pregnant At 14' Shirts

5 hours 23 min ago

 Maybe Blacks Should Wear 'Don't Get Pregnant At 14' Shirts

Bill O'Reilly remains a fool on a soap box and this time he decided to throw respectability politics, racist stereotypes and what I'm sure he'll dismiss as "humor" at the son of Martin Luther King Jr. Instead of "I Can't Breathe" shirts, O'Reilly said protestors should wear "Don't Get Pregnant at 14" shirts. Because he's Bill O'Reilly, and of course he said that.

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Secret 'Notorious Womanizer' Matt Lauer Is Leaving His Wife

5 hours 43 min ago

Secret 'Notorious Womanizer' Matt Lauer Is Leaving His Wife

Bad news, America. Your uncle Matt Lauer has reportedly walked out on his wife and might need to come crash at your place for awhile.

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Brain-Dead Irish Woman Being Kept On Life Support Because of Pregnancy

6 hours 3 min ago

Brain-Dead Irish Woman Being Kept On Life Support Because of Pregnancy

An Irish woman in her mid-to-late 20s is being kept alive on life support against her family's wishes because she is 16 weeks pregnant. The woman is reported to be clinically brain-dead after suffering severe head trauma and a subsequent blood clot in her brain. The case will likely end in court, with her family battling an attorney specially appointed to argue on behalf of her fetus.

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Anna Kendrick and Jon Stewart Delight Each Other On The Daily Show

6 hours 23 min ago

Anna Kendrick and Jon Stewart Delight Each Other On The Daily Show

Anna Kendrick visited the Daily Show last night, A-game in tow, to promote Into The Woods. We learn that vocal warmups are just embarrassing noises that everyone takes out of context ("like I'm really bad at being exasperated, like I'm new to passive aggression"), that corsets are akin to "being temporarily asthmatic," and that A.K., like every true American, spent her early years singing TLC to herself in the mirror.

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​The Most Miserable Princess Ever: Sisi, Empress Elisabeth of Austria

6 hours 53 min ago

 Sisi, Empress Elisabeth of Austria

Earlier this month, fashion's fanciest gathered in Salzburg for the annual Chanel Métiers d'Art collection. The runway show, meant to showcase the brand's couture bona fides, was held in a palace, featured Alpine-inspired looks and models looped around a centerpiece laden with fruits and sweets. To launch the festivities, Karl Lagerfeld made a short film imagining Pharrell Williams and Cara Delevingne as a pair of glamorous Austrian royals.

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Texas Theater Will Show Team America After Sony Pulls The Interview 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:45

After Sony Pictures pulled The Interview from theaters due to an anonymous threat, a theater in Texas decided to replace the film with another comedy about North Korea—Team America: World Police.

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Whoa, Weird Al's Mysterious Floating Orb Magic Trick Is Pretty Cool

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:15

Musician, comedian, grammar police officer and magician—yes, Weird Al is all of these things it seems.

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These Beer-Soaked Holiday Commercials Will Make You Cry Like a Baby

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 22:30
These Beer-Soaked Holiday Commercials Will Make You Cry Like a Baby

If you've not already wasted all of your capitalist tears on Apple's sentimental sob-fest of a commercial , worry not. Stella Artois has got you covered four times over.

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