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SeaWorld Officially Gives Up on Having Their Trainers Swim with Orcas

24 min 14 sec ago

SeaWorld Officially Gives Up on Having Their Trainers Swim with Orcas

It's the beginning of the end, hopefully! In response to the continuing post-Blackfish revolt, rapidly falling stock , and a subsequent federal safety citation , SeaWorld has officially stopped all "close contact" between whales and trainers during shows.

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Every Outfit Shelley Long Wears in Troop Beverly Hills, Ranked

44 min 14 sec ago

Every Outfit Shelley Long Wears in Troop Beverly Hills, Ranked

Troop Beverly Hills turns 25 this year, which is probably a quarter of the number of times I watched it as a child (exceeded only by the original Parent Trap, which is in my DNA now). So, naturally—in honor of this august occasion and because I've gone at least a decade without any Neffler the Muffler Man in my life—it was time for a re-watch!

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Adorable Four-Year-Old Food Reviewer Not Into All That Fancy Shit

1 hour 4 min ago

Adorable Four-Year-Old Food Reviewer Not Into All That Fancy Shit

Lyla Hogan was recently the youngest person to ever try the tasting Menu at The French Laundry, an eatery which known blowhard Anthony Bourdain has called "the best restaurant in the world, period." What did Lyla think of the 5 hour-plus food experience? Well, she liked the ginger ale and the bathroom!

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Malala Yousafzai's Mom Is Learning to Read and Write

1 hour 24 min ago

Malala Yousafzai's Mom Is Learning to Read and Write

Since being shot by the Taliban for her dogged insistence on attending school (and talking up its importance), Malala Yousafzai has become one of the world's best-known campaigners for women's literacy. Seems she's got influence at home, too: Her mom has recently learned to read, write and speak some English.

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Palin Hated Looking Dumb on SNL, Doesn't Mind the Rest of the Time

1 hour 44 min ago

Palin Hated Looking Dumb on SNL, Doesn't Mind the Rest of the Time

In the new edition of the SNL oral history "Live From New York," former vice presidential hopeful and current drunk lady in a wig Sarah Palin reveals that she was none too happy with Tina Fey's iconic portrayal of her in the lead-up to the 2008 election. "I know that they portrayed me as an idiot, and I hated that," she says, then offering no comment on her bewildering decision to continue portraying herself as an idiot over the next 6 years.

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Don't tell mama, but the rumor that Emma Stone will be joining the cast of Broadway's Cabaret has of

1 hour 54 min ago

Don't tell mama, but the rumor that Emma Stone will be joining the cast of Broadway's Cabaret has officially been confirmed! Stone is set to replace Michelle Williams in the role of Sally Bowles on November 11. Her run — alongside Alan Cumming as the MC — will last until February 1, 2015.

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Northern Illinois University Bans Social Media, Happiness for Students

2 hours 4 min ago

Northern Illinois University Bans Social Media, Happiness for Students

Northern Illinois University is denying its students access to Twitter, Facebook and other sources of happiness in one’s wistful early twenties.

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This Week in Tabloids: George Clooney is Pregnant

2 hours 24 min ago

 George Clooney is Pregnant

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we venture through the hellish landscape contained within the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch, like the last remaining survivors of a cataclysmic event. This week: Amal Alamuddin AND George Clooney are pregnant; North West's diaper cream costs $2,000 a jar; and InTouch ran an article about Robin Williams entitled "He Could Have Been SAVED." Let's pick through the rubble.

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How Twitter Could Beat the Trolls, And Why It Won’t

3 hours 14 sec ago

How Twitter Could Beat the Trolls, And Why It Won’t

Twitter has a troll problem. It has from the beginning, really. But it's been particularly loud this month, thrown into sharp relief with the sickening attacks on Robin Williams' grieving daughter, Zelda. Twitter's response has been tepid at best—and as far as squashing trolls goes, it's the most we can ever expect.

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Correction: Jessica Simpson Doesn't Actually Want a Rounder Butt

3 hours 4 min ago

 Jessica Simpson Doesn't Actually Want a Rounder Butt

On Wednesday, Jezebel received intel indicating that Jessica Simpson was "shopping around for a fuller, rounder butt a la Kim K." This information came from The National Enquirer via Radar Online via an email from a PR company. The validity of this missive, however, would quickly be called into question.

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10 Things of Note In Nicki Minaj’s 'Anaconda' Video

3 hours 24 min ago

Last night at midnight, the world was finally blessed with the video for Nicki Minaj's latest single, Anaconda. The song itself has always been a bit meh, we all knew this. But she more than made up for it with an aggressive hype campaign and the video itself certainly lived up to expectations. If nothing else, Nicki Minaj has created, what I believe to be, the most gif-able music video ever.

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Leather, Lace and Shine for the Dames at the Sin City Premiere

3 hours 44 min ago

Leather, Lace and Shine for the Dames at the Sin City Premiere

Last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Sin City: Dame To Kill For, the ladies rocked dresses short and long, matte and shiny, appealing and appalling. Let's take a look, shall we?

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Um, Anna Wintour Did the Ice Bucket Challenge and Her Hair Got Wet

4 hours 4 min ago

Um, Anna Wintour Did the Ice Bucket Challenge and Her Hair Got Wet

Yo: This ALS ice bucket thing has gone too far if Vogue's Anna Wintour — the frostiest editrix of them all — is game. She let her signature bob get wet.

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Check Out Spider-Woman #1, Starring Spider-Woman's Ass

4 hours 19 min ago

Check Out Spider-Woman #1, Starring Spider-Woman's Ass

Oh, Marvel. Come on. You know better than this —this being Milo Manara's cover for the upcoming Spider-Woman #1. If you're wondering what the hell Jessica Drew, a.k.a. Spider-Woman is doing, I believe it's what's known in the animal kingdom as "presenting."

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Watch This Video of Three Cats Wearing Watermelon Hats Immediately

4 hours 24 min ago

Here, via Mashable, is a video of three drowsy cats wearing smart little hats made out of watermelon rind. These cats are the August doldrums personified. Labor Day is right around the corner, guys! We can make it if we try!

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Mo'ne Davis Pitches Tonight. This Is Why You Need To Watch.

4 hours 28 min ago

Mo'ne Davis Pitches Tonight. This Is Why You Need To Watch.

The Taney Dragons, representing Pennsylvania, will take on Nevada in a Little League World Series semifinal tonight. On the mound for the Dragons will be Mo'ne Davis, a 13-year-old girl whom you have surely heard of by now. You should be watching this game, because even though this is just little league baseball, Mo'ne is as rare a talent as you'll ever see in sports.

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Reasons God Made Girls, According to My New Least Favorite Country Song

4 hours 44 min ago

Currently climbing the charts on iTunes: "God Made Girls," a new single from 2012 Voice contestant RaeLynn. It's perhaps a sign Pinterest has achieved sentience and is now producing country pop songs. Rayna James would not approve.

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Lucky Editor in Chief Eva Chen Is Expecting

5 hours 4 min ago

"#evachenpose: like mother, like future (winter 2015!) daughter edition," Chen wrote on Instagram, before echoing the sentiment on Twitter. With all the changes going on over at the newly formed Lucky Group, should we be anticipating the launch of a Lucky Jr. soon?

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Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From Lemons

5 hours 24 min ago

Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From Lemons

Did you know men and women are different, because they are. They are so different that they even like different things. Men like meat, visual stuff. Women like lemons, feelings. It's a wonder it ever works, because meat and pictures and lemons and feelings go together like a tornado in a teacup without any good smells in it.

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