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Oscars Post-Party Fug or Fab Carpet: Debi Mazar

Go Fug Yourself - 4 hours 15 min ago
My friend Grant saw Debi Mazar here at the market a few weeks ago. He reported, "She looks GREAT and she was buying all kinds of good stuff." Like champagne, and cheese. In other words, if you get invited to...


Oscars Celebrity Tanorexia Terror Watch: Ryan Reynolds

Go Fug Yourself - 4 hours 45 min ago
"Greetings. I'm Ryan Reynolds.""And yes, burnishing myself to the color of Cosmo Kramer as a turkey WAS a deliberate stylistic choice. He looks DELICIOUS:And so am I."...


Oscars Well Played Carpet: Queen Latifah

Go Fug Yourself - 5 hours 15 min ago
I downloaded this picture RIGHT after the Oscars, and then it kind of got lost in the piles of other Oscars photos I had floating around. Which is ridiculous, because OMG, Queen Latifah looks AMAZING:This should have gone up immediately,...


Oscars Post-Party Unfug It Up Carpet: Marisa Tomei

Go Fug Yourself - 5 hours 45 min ago
I kind of like this from the waist up:And yet part of me suspects she's about to burst into a melodic chorus of "Copacabana" whilst taking all our drink orders during the All Singing All Dancing 9-12 shift at Vegas's...


Oscars Post-Party Well Played: Jennifer Hudson

Go Fug Yourself - 6 hours 14 min ago
In a way, I feel bad for Jennifer Hudson, because every time she shows up at the Oscars looking hot -- as she does here -- everyone thinks, "If only you'd WORN THAT on the night of the Tragic Oscars...


Oscars Post-Party Fug Carpet: Serena Williams

Go Fug Yourself - 6 hours 45 min ago
Most people changed clothes between the Oscars and the afterparties, but since Serena Williams wasn't actually ATTENDING the Oscars, she used both her outfits on two different shindigs. There was the disco blue thing at Elton John's bash, and then...


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Oscar Fug-or-Fab Carpet: Lea Michele

Go Fug Yourself - 7 hours 15 min ago
Detractors say this dress is too old for a starlet in her twenties who's just tasting fame.[Photo: WENN.com]Supporters say it's cool, and she's stunning, so who cares? I fall somewhere in between: It's by no means my favorite of Lea's...


Oscars Well-Played (Mostly) Carpet: Sigourney Weaver

Go Fug Yourself - 7 hours 45 min ago
I'm not sure I think this is as flattering as Sigourney's Golden Globes choice.[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]The lady definitely loves a one-shoulder gown, no? But I can't really fault her for this, either -- she looks slim and bodacious in a way...


Independent Spirit Awards Well Played/Oscars Fug-Or-Fab: Olivia Wilde

Go Fug Yourself - 8 hours 15 min ago
Luscious.I haven't used that word in a while, so I thought I'd trot it out here and give it some room to romp. Generally, I do not drool over champagne paisley -- if indeed that's what this fabric is; my...


Oscars Fug Carpet: Georgina Chapman

Go Fug Yourself - 8 hours 44 min ago
If I were one half of Marchesa, and I were tiny and gorgeous as Georgina here is, I'd be saving all the very best dresses for my own damn self. Because that sure seems like a fabulous fringe benefit to...


Oscars Well-Played Carpet: Mariska Hargitay

Go Fug Yourself - 8 hours 45 min ago
Aha, now THIS navy-blue, I like a lot better than the previous one:Something about it evokes Zoe Saldana's Golden Globes dress. Obviously, Mariska's isn't as elaborate, but it has a slight drapery quality to the bottom that nonetheless hangs beautifully...


Oscars Fug Carpet: Virginia Madsen

Go Fug Yourself - 9 hours 45 min ago
You know how much I love navy, but...This is a toughie. Without the extra bib, Virginia would be added to our list of ladies with bodices that diverge dramatically from the direction of the skirt; with it, her chest looks...


Oscars Post-Party and Random Other Event Well-Played Carpet: Kate Bosworth

Go Fug Yourself - 10 hours 14 min ago
Apparently everybody really liked soft ruffles this year.I tend to concur with their choices -- so many of them are gentle and romantically rendered, as opposed to the soft ruffles that I usually encounter, which are stale remnants of once-fine...


Oscar Pre-Party Fug Carpet/Independent Spirit Awards Unfug It Up Carpet: Carey Mulligan

Go Fug Yourself - 10 hours 45 min ago
This dress might have been super cute on somebody else:Carey just looks so much like a kid herself -- and I mean that in a complimentary way; God knows looking really young is an enviable problem, or "problem" -- that...


Oscars Fug-or-Fab Carpet: Anika Noni Rose

Go Fug Yourself - 11 hours 15 min ago
There was much debate over whether snatching the top from Zoe Saldana's dress and bestowing it upon Miley Cyrus would solve little Hannah Montana's problems. I think lending her Anika Noni Rose's bodice might work just as well:I like to...


Oscars Well-Played Carpet: Michelle Rodriguez

Go Fug Yourself - 11 hours 45 min ago
My chief references for Michelle Rodriguez are: 1) Girlfight; 2) Ana Lucia on Lost, where she was all gun-toting and stern and sticky and rained-on and mean; and 3) the time we saw her at the Marc Jacobs show and...


Oscars Post-Party Fug-or-Fab Carpet: J.Lo vs Seyfried Part II

Go Fug Yourself - 12 hours 15 min ago
"Well, lovers, we might be breaking up, eh?""You decided that little Annie Sigmund or whatever bested me in Battle Armani? ME, Bazooka J.Lo, the walking gum-and-pink-lemonade fountain? The woman who wore a dress the same color as the engagement diamond...


Oscars Post-Party Well Played: Amy Adams

Go Fug Yourself - Wed, 03/10/2010 - 18:00
Have you been wondering what Amy Adams looks like, now that she's all hugely pregnant?The answer is: seriously great....


NY Fug.com: Top Ten Reality-Show Judges

Go Fug Yourself - Wed, 03/10/2010 - 17:30
It's no surprise that we're gleefully anticipating Andre Leon Talley's debut tonight as the newest judge on Top Model's panel of "experts." He may actually deserve to be called an expert without the air quotes, after all. In his honor,...


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