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Fugs and Fabs: The Hangover III Premiere

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:00
Bradley Cooper Bradley Cooper Gillian Vigman 
“Are you there, God? It’s me, Bradley.” Read More ...

Cannes Fabs and Feh: Zoe Saldana

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:00
Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana Zoe Saldana 
When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but “a bit eau de pinafore,” and that I’d be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any of these things ever see). Well, curiosity sated. Happily. (Mostly.) Read More ...

Cannes (Mostly) Well Played, Marion Cotillard

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:00
Clive Owen, Marion Cotillard, and Jamie Hector Marion Cotillard Noah Emmerich, Marion Cotillard, Clive Owen 
In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she’s French? Read More ...

Cannes Well Played, Nicole Kidman

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 13:00
Nicole Kidman 
Keith Urban has the right idea. Just stand back and bask in the pretty. It’s potent enough for a contact high. Read More ...

Fug and Fab the Eurovision Song Contest

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 12:00
 Cezar, singing "It's My Life"  Cezar, singing "It's My Life"  Cezar, singing "It's My Life" 
Welcome to Cezar of Romania. He may change your life. In a year when Eurovision felt low on enduringly pointless theatrics (no, I’m not talking about you, Random Viking; you were a beautiful mystery), the likes of Romania and Montenegro and, for ten glorious seconds, Ukraine, stepped up and tried to keep things saucy. I Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Carey Mulligan

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 11:00
John Goodman and Carey Mulligan Carey Mulligan, Justin Timberlake Carey Mulligan's Hair 
Two steps forward, one step back with this one. And by “this one,” I do mean Carey. Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and/or Fabs: Jennifer Lawrence

Go Fug Yourself - Tue, 05/21/2013 - 10:00
Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence  Catching Fire' Party 
I am beginning to worry that this Dior partnership isn’t going to end up making ANY of us all that happy in the long run. Read More ...

Cannes Fug Carpet: Paz Vega Continued

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 17:00
Paz Vega Paz Vega Paz Vega 
Apparently, this trip to Cannes is all about thighs for Paz Vega. Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fab: The Calvin Klein Women in Film Party

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 16:00
Rooney Mara Nicole Kidman Naomie Harris 
I guess we can assume they’re all wearing Calvin Klein. Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 15:00
Chloe Grace Moretz Nicki Minaj Shania Twain 
In which I serve you a melange of random celebrities from (close to) the A list, all the way down to… well, let’s just say a place where letters have no meaning. Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Well Played: Taylor Swift

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 14:00
Taylor Swift 
Would it be out of place at Sochi 2014? Not entirely. But I’m going to give this one to Swifty. Yes, it’s crazy short and it’s calling out for a triple lutz, but it’s also a) an awesome jewel tone, and b) super sexy, the combination of which feels fresh on her. There’s a welcome Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Fug or Fab: Selena Gomez

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 13:00
Selena Gomez 
I can’t tell if this is a case of Right Dress, Wrong Girl; right dress, wrong styling; or just… wrong. The bright parts are fun, I think; I wish she’d gone with a lighter eye and a slightly hotter pink lipstick to play off them. The shoes are fine in theory but don’t deliver on Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Fug: Jennifer Lopez

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 12:00
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez 
“HOLA LOVERS. I have a secret. It is why I wear windows for clothes all the time. Do you want to hear? Come close: I am bored. I miss Marc. It is so BLAH when I do not have to make weapons out of toothpicks, or build up immunity to rat poison so that my Read More ...

Billboard Music Fugs: Justin Bieber

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 11:00
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber 
The fugpidemic continues apace: Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES. Oh, great. Now your pelvis is a fortune cookie. I hope a piece of paper falls out that reads, “YOU WILL RECEIVE A LARGE GIFT CARD TO SOMEWHERE ELSE. ANYWHERE Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Fug or Fab: Miley Cyrus

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 10:00
Miley Cyrus in Balmain Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus 
Look, this is daft. But after the mind-numbingly unimaginative naked-crazy of Jennifer Morrison, I appreciate a girl who decides to go somewhere dressed as one of Liberace’s drawing rooms. Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over

Go Fug Yourself - Mon, 05/20/2013 - 09:00
Jennifer Morrison Alyssa Milano Madonna 
As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.” Read More ...

Ian Frazier: “Recherche.”

The New Yorker (Humor) - Sun, 05/19/2013 - 23:00
Police say a woman told a 69-year-old Florida man she was a vampire before biting off chunks of his face and part of his lip. [The man] told St. Petersburg police Thursday he was sleeping in his motorized wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters when the . . . (Subscription required.)
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Fugs and Pieces, May 17th, 2013

Go Fug Yourself - Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:00
Have a great weekend, y’all! And while you’re waiting for it to start: – This week marks the 15th anniversary of the Seinfeld finale. Vulture celebrates with a round-up of all of Kramer’s jobs. (Vulture) – Also: Mental Floss asks you to match Seinfeld‘s famous guest stars to the character they played. 90%! I am Read More ...

Fugnessa Hudgfugs

Go Fug Yourself - Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:00
Vanessa Hudgens 
Y’all, don’t nap on the Hudge. SOMEBODY’S feelings may have been hurt about going out of Fug Madness so early. I’m just concerned she might be thirty seconds away from dropping poultry parts into a cauldron and seasoning it with the blood of Justin Bieber. Read More ...

Fugs and Fabs: The CW Upfront

Go Fug Yourself - Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:00
Ian Somerhalder Cress Williams Scott Porter 
All hail the unexpected return of The Carrie Diaries! Between that and Hart of Dixie, The CW is thoughtfully keeping our fugcapping racket in business. However, the network also has a show about Mary, Queen of Scots, called Reign; some weird looking alien-human yada-yada called Star-Crossed; a remake of a show called The Tomorrow People (which Read More ...
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