Have fun this Super Bowl Sunday, Fug Nation! Even if you don’t like football, surely you enjoy chips and dip! While I’m stuffing my face with queso, please enjoy: –  I have read this sentence five times and the words are still both GLORIOUS, and make no sense in this order: ‘he highlight for me Read More ...

   I can’t believe Hellcats didn’t work. How did a cheerleading soap opera on the CW not work? One Tree Hill has been on for NINE SEASONS, and nobody is even showing their abs anymore. Hellcats was ALL abs. Well, except when it was boring law student stuff and Aly Michalka doing acoustic jams in a Read More ...

   Here’s the thing: If I were ever to become famous, I would somehow create a contract wherein Madame Tussaud’s was legally prohibited from making a waxwork in my image. Because they never make waxworks in anyone’s actual, accurate image — they look like they’re based on grainy photocopied images of a person who may or Read More ...

 Dear Lana Del Rey, Considering all the PR DRAMZ over how weird and terrible you were on SNL a couple of weeks ago, and maybe now is not the time to so vigorously advertize that you are completely open to corporate sponsorship. Read More ...

   Here’s my issue with this show, which the same issue I have with Pretty Little Liars (which I also really enjoy): I have seriously no idea what’s happening, exactly, ever. All the I HAVE SECRETS and WE DON’T KNOW and WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT EVER and I’D SAY MORE BUT NO are Read More ...

 Leaving aside the fact that you can see her bra here — a tactical error, but surely not an intentional one — is it crazy that I kind of love this? I feel like she’s ten minutes away from walking on screen in an old black and white movie, carelessly tossing her clutch onto a Read More ...

 After we fugged Cate Blanchett’s pettitunic, a savvy reader pointed out that Reese wore something from the same Louis Vuitton collection to a premiere for This Means War — which, parenthetically, if her sitcom hasn’t proved Chelsea Handler should call off the acting career, then the sliver of her in the previews for this movie Read More ...

   Only three outfits this week, but one of them got to go to Paris — yes, actual Paris, not just Backlot Paris, or Paris Hilton’s house — and do a lot of jogging. Lucky outfit. Well, it’d have been luckier without the jogging, but still. This brings our outfit count to 42 for the series, Read More ...

   It was so confusing when Clare Arnold started popping up again all over town, spray-tanned within an inch of a tangerine’s life, until I realized that she’s in Kelsey Grammar’s show Boss. And it was actually sort of nice to see her — other than that first year or so when her hair was massively Read More ...

 In case you’re wondering what Katie Price/Jordan has been up to lately, the answer is: Not wearing actual pants. Read More ...

   Heather pointed out to me yesterday that I begin every one of these fug-caps with an expression of sincere surprise that the show is so charming. And I AM surprised, every week! I don’t know WHY I am surprised at this point, but I still am. But it’s a DELIGHTFUL surprise! Anyway, this week,  Dr Read More ...

   She’s so charming, right? Of all the actresses that I just LIKE, McAdams is really right up there. I don’t get why she’s not a bigger star — although Lainey says she turned down Devil Wears Prada, which makes me worry that her team doesn’t have the most discerning eye. She’s the sort of actress Read More ...

 Usually, I wholly embrace the chance to put 1,000 words to any photo. In this case, though, I think Natasha Lyonne’s facial expression says it all. Read More ...

   Well, now that Rich Twin and Poor Twin are in the same city, the show ran into the problem of how viewers could tell at a glance which twin was which. The solution was a banged wig for Poor Twin, who now looks the part. Shouldn’t Rich Twin be the one changing her appearance in Read More ...

 This happened pre-SAGs, but we need to go here: When I first saw this — last week — I thought it was A HOT MESS. But now that I’m coming back to it, I’m not nearly so mad. In fact, I think the whole thing could be saved if it were just a mini-dress. SUCH Read More ...

   They should have called this episode “Aria’s Unspeakable Poncho.” It will make the groundhog run back down his hole for sure. But before we get to that, we have Aria’s Hilarious Earrings and Hanna’s Mad-Crazy Unflattering Red Thing. So let’s do this. Plot: Whatever. No, okay — although this felt like filler it had some Read More ...

 When I saw this, my reaction was, “yes. This is why Keira Knightley makes so many period pieces.” Because she can seriously carry this off. She looks like she’s about 2o minutes away from throwing down with Lady Mary in the drawing room at Downton, and it works. Read More ...

 Wow, it’s an Aussie kind of day up in here: First Blanchett, then Tonkin, and now Rachael Taylor from Charlie’s Angels. Although she may prefer if I revert to citing Grey’s Anatomy, given how that show flopped. I think she may have been the only person involved in Charlie’s Angels who was actually trying. Anyway, let’s Read More ...

   YAY! Time to forget about awards seasons and TV shows for the time being, and focus on what’s really important: all the cracked out stuff everyone wore at the US National Figure Skating Championships this weekend.  Note: we miss Johnny Weir. We miss him so bad. Won’t SOMEONE think of the glitter? I also desperately Read More ...

   This one had it all: fascinators, froof, a terrible Marilyn spoof… and as icing on the cake, a true sartorial slow-clap in the form of Georgina Sparks rolling back into town looking like a deranged fox-hunting widow. Bless this girl. She may yet save this old dinosaur. Plotwise: Lots. Blair is being a martyr, like Read More ...