Because I figured you wanted to know what she was up to. The answer is: WTF?!?!? I have NO IDEA. Read More ...
In fairness, this is for the debut of Madonna’s latest tour. Also in fairness, THIS IS NUTTACULAR. Madonna is only one year younger than Rose Nyland was when The Golden Girls premiered. Let THAT sink in for a while and then see if you come to the same conclusion I did — namely, “WHY didn’t Read More ...
I just… Is there a REASON shirts have to try to be windows? Can we just build some more of them that are made of ACTUAL fabric and not pieces of a mosquito tent? Read More ...
I just hope everyone at this party got a free tube of Black Honey Almost Lipstick, because that stuff is the bomb, and half the time Clinique is out due to said bomb-ness. Stock up, Emily VanCamp! Read More ...
I am concerned this is mostly plastic. And about whatever is happening in her crotch region because it looks simultaneously like I can see vagina; like a shiny unfurling tongue; and a bizarre sideways polterwang that I can only assume is a poor cover for smuggling rare salami. It’s like a Rorschach test… made out of Read More ...