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How to Bury a Woman Who Fucked The Devil and Might Come Back Angry

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 22:00

How to Bury a Woman Who Fucked The Devil and Might Come Back Angry

Lilias Adie died in the 1700s, when fear of witches ran rampant and the belief that those who had had their souls sucked by the devil (through their teat, I have been informed) would come back to exact vengeance after death was much more common. But her torment didn't end there.

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Let's Start Making Our Spooky Halloween Playlists, Shall We?

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 21:00

Let's Start Making Our Spooky Halloween Playlists, Shall We?

It's that time of year, when the Halloween party/gathering in your tiny apartment is made even more claustrophobic and spooky with the exact right playlist to freak out your guests.

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Cool Pope Francis Declares Big Bang Theory and Evolution Are Real

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 20:30

Cool Pope Francis Declares Big Bang Theory and Evolution Are Real

Holy canoli, this pope is tearing it up and is showing no signs of slowing down. First Despite previous Pope Benedict XVI (aka Uncle Ben)'s firm beliefs on creationism, Monday, the chill as fuck Pope has decreed that God is "not a magician with a magic wand." Oh shit.

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Danish Fast Food Workers Make $20/Hour, Universe Fails To Implode

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 20:01

Danish Fast Food Workers Make $20/Hour, Universe Fails To Implode

A new article in the New York Times highlights the fact that Denmark's fast food workers make $20/hour, and the country's economy has shockingly failed to collapse into a post-apocalyptic morass of universal poverty and entitlement. Imagine that.

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Robber Soaks Clerk, Helpless Customers With Weaponized Breast Milk

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 20:00

Robber Soaks Clerk, Helpless Customers With Weaponized Breast Milk

Tell me if you've heard this one before: A "robust" German woman walks into a supermarket, asks for a breast pump and then proceeds to soak not one, but two cashiers with her own breast milk. No? There's more. She's still on the loose.

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Dog Discovers the Purest Form of Joy: Bouncing on Beds

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 19:45

This dog is the beginning to understand the extreme happiness all kids with a quarter in a shitty motel realized fifteen years ago: BOUNCING ON BEDS IS THE FLYEST. Fuck a trampoline, bouncing on beds is the truest form of bounce. Bounce, bounce, motherfuckers. (Also: RIP childhood.)

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Chanel Iman and A$AP Rocky Call It Quits

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 19:05

Chanel Iman and A$AP Rocky Call It Quits

Self-proclaimed "pretty motherfucker" A$AP Rocky and objectively gorgeous person Chanel Iman have called it quits. Love might not be dead, but it's certainly a lot less good looking.

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Gone Girl With Kittens Is Actually Quite Bananas

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 18:45

The Pet Collective regularly remakes trailers for popular movies, but with kittens. Now they've gotten around to Gone Girl, and—surprise!—it is weird as hell. Seeing the whole flick condensed into a couple of minutes really drives home the unlikeliness of the plot, and the accents are terrible.

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Harry Styles Is a Boyz II Men Stan

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 18:30

Harry Styles Is a Boyz II Men Stan

In today's Tweet Beat, Harry Styles loves Boyz II Men and thinks you should too, Bethenny Frankel employs a new stream of consciousness approach to tweeting and Jenny McCarthy tries this thing called "humor."

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Watch Jessie Ware Perform 'Say You Love Me' on Today

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 18:10

Watch Jessie Ware Perform 'Say You Love Me' on Today

Performances on morning television shows are not typically known for their quality, but Jessie Ware killed it, as she is wont to do, on the Today show Tuesday.

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Parents Petition Disney For a Special Needs Princess

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 17:50

Parents Petition Disney For a Special Needs Princess

Delaney Ott-Dahl is only 16 months old but she is already fascinated by Disney princesses. And who wouldn't be? They're beautiful, they're glamorous and they sometimes have fins! But Delaney has Down Syndrome and her moms want her to grow up in a world where Disney Princesses look like her. So they're asking Disney for help.

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Death Becomes Her: The Dark Arts of Crepe and Mourning

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 17:30

 The Dark Arts of Crepe and Mourning

Before I left the house to go to the new Metropolitan Museum of Art exhibit Death Becomes Her: A Century of Mourning Attire, which explores The Costume Institute's extensive collection of grieving garments from the 19th and early 20th Centuries, I thought about asking my father what I should wear. One of the earliest conversations I can remember having with him is our discussion about what he wants me to wear at his funeral. He demands that all attendees wear Hawaiian shirts—no suits—and I have several pre-approved.

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Natasha Lyonne and More Very Cool People Really Want You to Vote

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 17:10

Joan Jett! Tracee Ellis Ross! Carrie Brownstein! A dancing ovary puppet! Everyone you ever thought was cool got together and remixed "Bad Reputation" to help you vote in next week's midterm elections on Nov. 4th. Why? The War on Women rages on and Republicans are trying to stop The Ladies from voting because we "don't get it."

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The Bachelor Wants You to Forget About the Ethnic Guy From Last Season

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 16:50

The Bachelor Wants You to Forget About the Ethnic Guy From Last Season

ABC has released their first promo image for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and they'd like to make it clear that Chris Soules is "Traditional. Classic. All-American " - aka white.

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​This Is How the Statue of Liberty Looks Wearing DVF

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 16:30

​This Is How the Statue of Liberty Looks Wearing DVF

The Statue of Liberty is getting a small makeover courtesy of Diane Von Furstenberg. In support of her upcoming reality show, House of DVF, the designer dressed up miniature versions of the statue (using the actual one would be tough) in her signature wrap dresses.

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Heather Graham's Left Thigh Says Hello

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 16:25

Heather Graham's Left Thigh Says Hello

Picking up on a trend we thought had perhaps died, Heather Graham showed more than a tad bit of her stunning left leg at the premiere of Horns on Monday evening – though an uncomfortably close look at the outfit reveals that she did in fact wear nude underwear.

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Haters, Gather 'Round: Let's All Hate On the New McDonald's Tagline

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 16:15

 Let's All Hate On the New McDonald's Tagline

McDonalds is in a bit of a pickle. It seems that people aren't trying to get their Big Mac on quite like they used to. Profits are declining while Americans stuff themselves with Chipotle burritos. What is the largest hamburger fast food chain on Earth to do? They could focus on improving their product or perhaps score some positive PR by paying their employees a decent wage. Or, they could launch a brand new, completely inane and totally unnecessary tagline.

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Some of Bach's Most Recognizable Songs May Have Been Written by His Wife

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 16:00

Some of Bach's Most Recognizable Songs May Have Been Written by His Wife

Johann Sebastian Bach is considered one of the greatest and most influential composers of all time whose work defined the Baroque period. Now, a new theory posits that some of the most iconic pieces from his repertoire were actually composed by his second wife, Anna Magdalena Bach.

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Susan Sontag Shopped at Sephora

Jezebel.com - Tue, 10/28/2014 - 15:45

Susan Sontag Shopped at Sephora

The entirety of Susan Sontag's digital archive has been released, including all of her emails, from her desktop and laptop computers. Aside from sounding vaguely terrifying—even if you were Susan Sontag, genius of life, would you want any rando reading your every email?—the LA Review of Books (via The Cut) trudged through all 17,198 of her emails and discovered that Sontag, essayist and public intellectual, was on Sephora's mailing list, the "Sephora Beauty Insider."

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