Oh my Lord, shut it down, here is the greatest moment in the history of C-SPAN: A (very Southern) mama called into one of their shows to yell at the guests. Not because she disagrees, but because the guests are brothers and both her sons and she is sick and tired of their shit.
For the past four years, Nicki Minaj has used a personalized pink microphone studded in light rose Swarovski crystals. Created by a former art student from Cleveland, it's become an iconic part of Minaj's overall live presence, even as her personal style has transformed from Harajuku Bride of Frankenstein to sleek and minimalist boss-ass bitch in the boardroom.
In the seemingly unending procession of women coming forward to accuse Bill Cosby of rape, the majority have been referring to incidents from the '60s, '70s, '80s—decades in the past, often because they were silenced for that long out of fear. But Chloe Goins, the latest woman to allege Cosby sexually assaulted her, is only 24, and says he did so in 2008, when she was just 18.
In 2008, under then-pope Benedict XVI, the Vatican launched a broad investigation into the "quality of life" of American nuns, a move that, to a lot of those nuns, looked like it was meant to forcefully nudge them back in line. On Tuesday, the completed investigation was finally released; instead of being critical, it acknowledged that American nuns are doing a pretty great job, despite dwindling numbers and aging communities.
Christmastime is upon us once again, whether we like it or not. In the spirit of a holly jolly Xmas, Kitchenette decided to bring our old standby series back out of retirement for one last go-round.* So without further ado, we give you Christmas victuals that should not be.
The final season of Glee premieres on Jan. 9 and there's now a promo video featuring Lea Michele belting "Let It Go," a choice that's apropos and annoying at the same time. According to this 20-second teaser, Rachel and Kurt are back at McKinley to revive the Glee Club, but Sue's gonna give them hell.
Scarlett Johansson, who is widely considered one of the most beautiful people on the planet, sat down with Barbara Walters recently to reveal this humbling tidbit about herself: Asked if she likes her body, Johansson replied that she only thinks it's only "okay." Looks like stars really are just like us (i.e. brimming with self doubt and loathing).
Elsa is a kitten who was found on the streets of Denver, at death's door and practically frozen through. (Hence her name.) But today she's healthy, happy and newly settled into a permanent home.
Today, in northwestern Pakistan, Taliban gunmen entered a military-run school and opened fire, killing at least 131 people, most of whom were children.
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Jimmy Fallon is no stranger to busting out this old "remember when we once did a show together" bit. But trying this with Oprah is some next level shit.
If you're trying to spend your holiday season rediscovering your faith in humanity, it's probably best that you not think about how 30,000 people collectively spent $180,000 buying actual boxes of shit from a card game company.
It's been a long time since you've seen a hamster video like this. Hamsters eating was good and bartending hamsters were better, but nothing will beat the pure simplicity and class of hamsters in tiny hats celebrating the holiday season. Nothing. Give up now. These hamsters have won Christmas.
Justin Timberlake was brought to tears at a concert on Sunday, thanks to a little boy who has been a fan for almost his entire life.
Ever been curious if the restaurant in which you're eating has multiple documented instances of cockroaches having an orgy in the walk-in, but haven't known how to easily find out? There's an app for that now.
In a move that surprised many people who enjoy a good joke about masturbation, South Dakota has decided that their plan to ensure safe driving while employing puns about touching oneself all over until orgasm were ill-advised. No one knows how they even came up with the idea, but I assume some ingenious advertising exec thought that like climaxing into a dirty sock, saving the lives of yourself and other must feel pretty fucking good.
You can now buy Nick Offerman's hand crafted wood emojis , as first seen on Conan O'Brien's show. They cost $100 and proceeds go to the Children's Defense Fund. It looks like it won't be easy to get one, though. The first hundred sold out fast; more go on sale here on Tuesday. I'm rooting for the person who buys enough to spell out " "I love you but I'm sad that the cat pooped."