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Dustin Diamond Has No Idea What’s Going On With Lifetime's SBTB Movie

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 15:47

Dustin Diamond Has No Idea What’s Going On With Lifetime's SBTB Movie

It's becoming more and more apparent that Lifetime's upcoming movie The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story is one giant shitshow. And there's a chance it's not authorized because no one actually knows what the hell is happening. Not even Dustin Diamond, who wrote the book on which the made-for-TV movie was based.

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7th Grade Teacher Allegedly Has Cocaine Delivered to School

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 15:04

7th Grade Teacher Allegedly Has Cocaine Delivered to School

A Kentucky middle school teacher has been indicted on a felony charge of prohibited acts related to a controlled substance after being accused of having her drug dealer bring cocaine to her on school property. This is why you don't mix business and pleasure. Or schoolkids and hard drugs, whichever.

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Michael Sam Cut By The St. Louis Rams

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 15:00

Michael Sam Cut By The St. Louis Rams

NFL teams had to cut rosters down to 53 players by 4 p.m. today, and all eyes were on the Rams to see if they'd keep seventh-round pick Michael Sam. Unfortunately, Sam was cut by St. Louis, although he is still eligible for the team's practice squad, and can be claimed on waivers by another team.

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​And Now, The Annotated Version of "Cat vs. Deer"

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:33

Ah, nothing like putting a hilarious voiceover on an already adorable animal video.

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​There Are Tiny Mites Living in Your Skin Pores and Fucking on Your Face

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:01

​There Are Tiny Mites Living in Your Skin Pores and Fucking on Your Face

Whether it's lice, bedbugs, or tapeworm, parasites come in all shapes and sizes, and pretty much all of them make me want to douse myself in Raid and jump out my fourth story window. But now, scientists have provided an in-depth analysis of an even smaller type of tenant of the human body: a mite that resides in the hair follicles on your face, where they eat, sleep, and fuck.

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Ciara Gilmartin, Store Manager

NY Magazine (The Look Book) - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 13:28
I like kind of feminine clothes, but I’m very low-maintenance.
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Yes, This Is a Real-Life Open Relationship Contract

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 13:15

Yes, This Is a Real-Life Open Relationship Contract

Love ain't what it used to be. These days, the idea of embarking on an open relationship is becoming increasingly common for couples — although, perhaps not necessarily normal. The entire concept — for the uninitiated — is that partners remain emotionally loyal to each other but engage in the occasional (or perhaps regular) extracurricular sexual encounter. It's an untraditional arrangement that works perfectly well for certain couples, but may in fact create more headaches than romance for others.

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Russia's Food Import Ban is Already Backfiring Horribly

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 12:35

Russia's Food Import Ban is Already Backfiring Horribly

In surprising news to Dear Leader Poot-Poot/his Dmitri Medvedev skin suit and completely unsurprising news to anyone who isn't a crazy, megalomaniacal dictator, Russia's food import ban turns out to have been a really, really bad idea.

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​Stop Everything and Watch This Gleeful Rescued Elephant Ribbon Dance

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 12:16

Whatever it is that you're doing, you need to put it on hold. Feeding your baby? STOP IT. Filing divorce papers? CUT THAT OUT. Discovering the next big renewable energy resource that could potentially bring our impending climate change-enhanced doom to a screeching halt? SHUT IT DOWN. And watch this elephant entertain itself with a ribbon-like band of some sort.

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Here's How Anatomically Impossible That Spider-Woman #1 Cover Is (NSFW?)

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 12:08

Here's How Anatomically Impossible That Spider-Woman #1 Cover Is (NSFW?)

A few weeks ago, our pals over at io9 showed the Milo Manara cover illustration for Spider-Woman #1 in all its as(s)tounding opposite-of-majesty . Now, a Redditor did a 3D rendering to show just how ridiculous that pose is, from an anatomical standpoint. Some nudity and a lot of weirdness ahead.

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​Federal Judge Strikes Down "Disingenuous" Texas Anti-Abortion Law

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 11:40

​Federal Judge Strikes Down "Disingenuous" Texas Anti-Abortion Law

Rejoice! A federal judge has just shut down parts of the HB2 devious and restrictive law that would have led to the closure of more than half of Texas' remaining clinics, deeming the rule "unconstitutional because it imposes an undue burden on the right of women throughout Texas to seek a pre-viability abortion."

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Check Out An Unpublished Chapter from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 11:15

Check Out An Unpublished Chapter from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of the most iconic and beloved books, despite Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's effort. Now, a chapter entitled "The Vanilla Fudge Room" that did not make the cut to the final draft has been released, and it is delightfully dark as expected.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Going to Have One Sexy-Ass Honeymoon

Jezebel.com - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 10:43

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Going to Have One Sexy-Ass Honeymoon

While we all take the weekend to cool off from the news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now married, it looks like their honeymoon is going to be really sexy. Like really sexy, you guys. Because they're preparing for their next movie By the Sea, a psychosexual thriller.

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You Gotta Give Them Hope

NY Magazine (Art and Culture) - Sat, 08/30/2014 - 03:49
Troubadour of sadness Antony tries to shake off the solipsism.

Someone Get This Dog a Margarita and a Magazine

Jezebel.com - Fri, 08/29/2014 - 19:42


You see that dog right there? That's about to be all of us in an hour. Let this little fur ball be your guiding light into a weekend filled with margaritas, barbecue, and unlimited sexy neck and back massages.

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Hilarious Typo in Yearbook Makes Satan Very Happy

Jezebel.com - Fri, 08/29/2014 - 19:10

Hilarious Typo in Yearbook Makes Satan Very Happy

Oh my god, dad, you're so embarrassing.

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Internet Raises $80,000 for Gay Man Violently Disowned By Family

Jezebel.com - Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:48

Internet Raises $80,000 for Gay Man Violently Disowned By Family

Many of you may have watched the video that Daniel Ashley Pierce, a man coming out to his family, posted on YouTube. The video, which was heartbreaking to say the least, was of Daniel trying to make his parents understand him while they disowned and physically assaulted him. But there's some good news.

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Some People Actually Liked President Obama's Suit

Jezebel.com - Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:30

Some People Actually Liked President Obama's Suit

In today's Tweet Beat, Clinton Kelly expressing a dissenting opinion about President Obama's summer suit, (I too did not mind it—sue me) Ruben Studdard has a very short attention span and Ricky Gervais gets the party started.

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Imgur User Calls Out the Community for Its Treatment of Women

Jezebel.com - Fri, 08/29/2014 - 17:22

Imgur User Calls Out the Community for Its Treatment of Women

Imgur, the photo-hosting site that is a direct feeder to Reddit is an excellent way to waste some time. It features awesome pictures and some pretty funny commentary. But it's also home to misogyny and some disturbing treatment of women, and one user is standing up to the catcalls and threats of dick pics with overwhelming support.

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Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all

Jezebel.com - Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:29

Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all

I cannot tell a lie: I am a huge Britney Spears fan. I may not be into some of the deeper cuts, but I watched all of Chaotic, rooted for her recovery and I didn't completely disagree when Chris Crocker told everyone to leave her alone. It's pretty sad, then, that Britney's dad had to buy a video of her boyfriend cheating on her and then showed it to her.

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